Actually SHE is still inside ME #darkwoke

Repeatedly asking the store clerk for the “blood bath bomb, the bath bomb that tastes like blood”

With my psychic powers I can see… YES we are positively fucked

I’m actually the best at looking both ways before crossing, I say before being hit by a rogue semi-truck

I hate the saying respect your elders because I have a bomb

I’m built different, I’m cut from a different kind of meat

Performative? Of course we’re all performative. This world is a circus, we’re all clowns, and I’m just getting my big top

They shot me in the street… like a dog… I got better but still pretty messed up what they did to that dog

Woman are so cool, tasty, and beautiful #womanliver

(Pointing to a sniveling pathetic man) he’s literally me bro

The last 20 posts were all entirely scheduled. Even though this is all complete garbage. at least it killed some time right?

Robots cannot do these things, so they borrow ideas, decisions, and opinions from the consensus. They're hard to identity because they sound just like everybody else.

One important human idiosyncrasy is the ability to think for oneself. Human beings can come up with new ideas, make their own decisions, and form their own opinions… for the most part

If there were a LOT of robots in our midst, human idiosyncrasies would seem uncommon, weird, or strange. Some human beings would avoid displaying these quirks, thinking that they were abnormal behaviours

Human beings have some idiosyncrasies which distinguishes them from robots.

If aliens visiting our planet looked like humans from the 1980s, all that cool 80s crap would immediately come back in style as we tried to impress our guests. Retroactively, the 80’s would no longer be 'retro', but way ahead of its time

People who lived on this planet a few hundred years ago were antiquated and primitive because they believed in things like the sun moving around the earth, witchcraft, numerology, and that their now outdated religion was the one true religion

Aliens who visit our planet might have trouble figuring out with whom they should make contact. They might ignore us completely! Instead, they might want to talk to things Lass. corporations, or our internets.

The previous post is absolutely true.

The next post is a complete lie.