Nicky
@Creamfacedloon
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Foreign Worker. Economic Migrant. Immigrant. Cultural Appropriator. ‘Extreme EU loyalist’. Germany's first new citizen of 2017.
Joined February 2009
Probably more than 3/4 of the World Cup Team members, their Support Teams, followers, fans, will be non-white, some not English speaking. There’s almost zero chance some of them, maybe many, won’t fall foul of the American Gestapo during the contest.
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Americans still trying to debate the rule of law while their new reality is a gun, shooting into a face, forever.
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😂🐏🐏🐏🐏🐏
50 runaway sheep ram-paged through a German supermarket in rural Baa-varia, causing shear mania on Monday morning. After breaking away from their 500-strong herd, the brazen sheep spent 20mins milling around in the Penny supermarket before ewe-turning and seeing themselves out.
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Every thread on social media about dry January: Third comment: I’m teetotal!
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If you live in Berlin, if you know anyone who lives there, please see what you can do for friends during this power outage. Some reports say it can take days to get the power back on. People will die. #Stromausfall
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Falls jemand sonst heute Nacht in der kalten Bude sitzen muss: Wir hätten ein kleines Sofa frei. #Stromausfall #Berlin
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If you like natural photos of birds in nature and want to trust that they're never ever AI, please give me a follow for 2026! 🙏😊 Here's a Goldcrest having a bath in a woodland puddle, to give you an idea of what to expect. 🐦🥰
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1983 Burning Down the House! 🎶 2026 Turning Down the Thermostat! 🥶
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Just threw out a packet of ‘new year’s tea’ - expiry date June 2017. Yeah I’m a bit over-cautious, I know.
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Let’s say Germany institutes a total fireworks ban next year. Arrest for anyone found selling or in possession, let alone using. You know what comes next? German police stopping & searching middle aged white women while the streets glow with petrol fires and burning cars.
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How about a poll - who will be tonight’s victims and who their saviours? #TheArchers
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There’s a ‘firework ban vs Freedom’ debate in Germany this year. But the real dialogue is much darker. The social contract that underpinned the controlled chaos we used to love on German NYE has been unwritten. Even first responders don’t feel safe.
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I go to flea markets in every country. I learn about people from their objects, tools, small treasures. I see traces of lifestyles nearly forgotten and I learn, and I honour them. I collect some small thing and protect it, for its next owner. It’s only briefly my treasure.
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Sitting here wondering why Columbo is taking such a long time to appear in this episode. It’s not Columbo I’m watching. 🙄
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“she … felt some comfort in their whole party being immediately afterwards collected, and once more in motion together. Her spirits wanted the solitude and silence which only numbers could give.” Exquisite, incisive, chef’s kiss. Persuasion, Jane Austen.
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