Crapper Creek Alaska
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Crapper Creek, Alaska
Joined April 2009
California will be the first state to ban fur. They're following the example set by the porn industry.
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A Wisconsin family found a live frog in their store-bought salad. That's kind of hard to believe. I mean a Wisconsin family having a salad.
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Smokey the Bear turned 75 this week. So he now blames forest fires on liberals and undocumented immigrants.
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Sir Mix-a-Lot turns 56 today. Most nights for him it's more like Sir Pees-a-Lot.
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Ford just introduced a 760-horsepower Mustang, which is the most powerful, street-legal Mustang ever. Though unfortunately for anyone who buys it, the car still isn't powerful enough to make you forget about your complete inability to satisfy your wife.
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The most common item left behind in hotel rooms is a phone charger. At least, they're the most common thing you can see without a black light.
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Experts say vitamins do nothing to extend lifespan. As if we needed more reason to replace grandma's pill tray with tabs of ecstasy.
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17 kids attacked a lifeguard at a public pool in Philadelphia. But to be fair to the kids, the guy WAS wearing a New York Giants jersey.
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Cockroaches are evolving and are becoming resistant to pesticides. It may become impossible to kill them with chemicals . . . which would make them like Keith Richards.
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A truck hauling 130 million bees crashed in Montana. Police are now conducting a STING operation. ......no, you shut up!
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Spike Lee wants Hollywood to stop filming in Georgia. And Hollywood wants Spike Lee to stop dressing as a pimp elf.
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The third season of "Stranger Things" premieres next month. If you're not caught up, just play pinball while listening to Pat Benatar and you will be.
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Walmart is closing 15 stores across the U.S. and Canada. Those stores will have huge clearance sales on all store merchandise . . . and restroom meth lab equipment.
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Algeria and Argentina have officially been declared malaria-free. Meanwhile, over here we're bringing back the frickin' measles.
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Grumpy Cat died. Fortunately, the spirit of a foul-tempered, aloof cat will live on in EVERY OTHER CAT.
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The rock band KISS now has its own Crocs. For when you wanna rock and roll all night, but you have to power-wash the deck all day.
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A Pennsylvania man was busted for flushing his grandparents' ashes down the toilet. Hey, it's Pennsylvania. At least they're in a better place now.
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An explorer diving to the world's deepest part of the ocean discovered human trash. Whoa. What's Kid Rock doing at the bottom of the ocean?!?
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Walmart has raised the minimum age to buy tobacco at their stores from 18 to 21. However, anyone of any age can still visit the rusty pickup in the parking lot and purchase crystal meth.
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As tension between the U.S. and Iran builds, B-52s are being sent to the Middle East. Because who can fight when you're busy dancing to "Love Shack"?
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