I'll fucking Influence ya 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@CraigNE40 If they don’t play the ramones no fucker would ever know when to finish their last drink😂

I feel really bad for saying it, but having that young lad playing local hero didn’t help build the atmosphere, nor did the shit flag display, or the dj playing blaydon races for eternity at full blast. I don’t know what the answer is but the atmosphere is fucked.

Frank?

Two to my left and two in front didn’t utter a word all game. Zero emotion. No idea if they were Newcastle, Man City, or just football fans. Doesn’t help our shite atmosphere though.

Wouldn’t have waved my little flag had I known…

Bruno for Trippier one of the worst subs I’ve ever witnessed

All 3 goals were horrific. Shame that last one went in though. Still had half a chance in the second leg. Might as well book a European weekend somewhere for a holiday now.

Eddie man what are you doing

Center Parcs to St James Park return. Can’t risk missing out on Wembley (should we somehow make it) due to not scanning my ticket.

Definitely wrong on the Longstaff v Rice one but we might have been right with Miley v Mainoo 😂

Das gute am groundhopping ist ja, dass man sich gar keine Gedanken machen muss, ob das Futbology Shirt beim Sex anbleibt oder nicht

@toonyjat Barnes provides nothing apart from finishing and even then he’s not that deadly

Very cold.

Feet have now defrosted

@MattWallace888

Feel sorry for Tonali. Poor bastards in for months of interrupted sleep. Good job Joelinton has resumed beast mode and Miley is a genius.

This is the first time I’ve seen it back… fucking hell, who was on VAR, fucking Gunnersaurus?

You only don’t like it when it’s against you football’s hilarious