Nobody’s perfect, but to someone, even if you haven’t met them yet, you are perfect to them.

RT @PokemonGoApp: What’s in the box? 👀 . You can RT and find out!. Roaming Form Gimmighoul can now be caught in #PokemonGO! We’re celebrati….

People’s tastes change, and sometimes they like something they thought was dumb when they were younger and vice versa. @BenStiller, #tropicthunder was so damn funny last night. I forgot so much. The length @McConaughey went to deliver the TiVo was just great.

Oh jeeze I have friends younger than the movie “Bad Boys”. I am going to be getting bad knees soon I guess.

Today is Jan. 20 where the pro life March happens on DC. I just want to remind you all, I will continue to fight for my daughters rights no matter the cost. Pro-choice.

Holy shot balls. I have an evening by myself for the first time in who knows how long! is streaming very soon!.

I’ve watched The Italian Job (2003) and Oceans Eleven (2001) probably 50+ times each. Which is the better heist movie? I love them both!.

not that i condone gun violence or anything, but, can we get the gun make and model right instead of calling a weapon "an AR-15 style assault rifle" or similar? I mean yeah AR-15's are dangerous, but there are hundreds of different weapons that can look similar to an AR-15.

Hey! @RealDoctorMike I was just wondering if you came across this old video on YouTube. Maybe you can give some medical advice on what to do or what the man is experiencing? I will preface this video with he did survive but it is very disturbing to watch

Talk about Disney tired 😂

Ah crap I just realized the hundreds of 1000 hour AOL cd’s I stacked on top of each other back in 2002 finally runs out in 4 months! Time to pay for internet? Noooooooooo.

If @TomBrady didn’t pay for the flag, he just literally paid for the play.

What do you call a body of water that is made of poop instead?. Poo-sea.

I’ve reached a point in my life that I can casually drink, stay sober and wake with a hangover.

I have the perfect Halloween outfit for nick cage. He dresses up as @AaronRodgers12 dressing up as Cameron Poe played by nick cage.

Who are the scariest Doctor Who villans? (I just made it to the 12th Doctor and only the modern series).

Today is a sad day for women everywhere in the United States.

Yup I’m a genwunner. I can name all 151 original but I might be able to name 50 after that.

SCOTUS, 5/9 of them are blue waffles.

Thank you @BitLifeApp for this rather loud laugh I got at lunch time in a quiet setting 👍

There is nothing like politics to wake you up angry in the morning.