Covfefe the Boring
@CovfefeS
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I search tirelessly for the Orb of T'kketh*. A portal has been opened to this world, and now I search here. *arguable
Joined May 2017
AND LO A REVELATION HATH BEEN GIVEN TO ME. MORE HORRIBLE TIMES ARE NIGH. REPENT. STOCK UP ON CAN GOODS & SHOTGUN SHELLS
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SORRY. I STOPPED PAYING ATTENTION A LONG TIME AGO & JUST FOUND OUT TODAY WE'VE DECIDED TO RE-DO 2016??
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ALL HAIL PRESIDENT ELON & FIRST LADY DJ TRUMP. SUCH A GLORIOUS TARGET FOR THE 4 HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE AND WE'LL MEET AGAIN IN HELL
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HEYYYY Y'ALL... LONG TIME, NO TWEET... JUST CHECKING IN TO SAY I'M STILL DISAPPOINTED & DISGUSTED BY MOST OF THE PEOPLE ON THIS HELLSITE WITH THEIR SMALLMINDED AND SHORTSIGHTED BULLSHIT. HOPE YOU CHOKE ON IT. FOR THE REST OF YOU DECENT FOLK: HOWDY!!
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THIS PLACE LOST ITS "FUN VIBE". IT'S GOT "DIRTY TOILET PIPE" VIBES THESE DAYS. SUPER YUCK.
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I STILL HAVE THIS SOUNDCLOUD ACCOUNT AND JUST REMIXED THIS SONG FROM, LIKE, 7 YEARS AGO #SoundCloud #moseywalker
https://t.co/jnEp7xVvte
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My sht still says Twitter, probably bcs I never reset my phone. But the posts are crazier & crazier... maybe time to switch this sht to "X" bcs this app is pornographic
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Twitter has been sucking butt so hard I just joined mastodon
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It's not the guns, and we won't let our tax dollars go toward treating mental health, but hopefully we can hope & pray our way out of being murdered by gun owners while celebrating their right to own guns. Thank you overlords for doing nothing to stop these massacres.
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