nancy dasilva
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In my 9th grade English class I once laughed so hard I farted and denied it but I want the world to know, yes, it was me.
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NYC resident: I’d like to take the subway to work and arrive by 9am. Eric Adams: best I can do is a stopover in Istanbul on the way to Chile.
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Waiting on a nyc subway platform in the summer will be the longest 4 minutes of your life.
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There’s nothing worse than knowing you could have done anything with your life and ending up in middle management.
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How did I get trapped in the minivan corner of Lyft? Truly nothing more embarrassing.
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Everyone is pissed about @nytimes Connections w/ emojis but their real April Fools prank was erasing my 233 day streak on April 1 and I will never emotionally recover.
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Why are there always 10 @Clear machines and one person operating them. Check in at LGA is a shit show. May as well be in general boarding.
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Movies are too long and streaming services are too siloed. Fix it!.
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A version of this tweet circulates once a year and I think you all just need to stop being babies and let the rip of a salt n vin wash over your taste buds.
WHO on earth is keepin' salt and vinegar chips in business???.
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You have not seen the face of disappointment until you tell your boyfriend that you’re starting a podcast with your best friend.
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Roku city is actually what became of the lost colony of Roanoke.
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Every guy ever.
My biggest red flag is I think I could pull Dua Lipa under the right circumstances.
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It’s starting
In 2024 James Corden will reemerge with Ozempic face.
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