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MIXED DAY FOR STOCKS, DLOCAL Q3 EARNINGS, NO INFLATION/JOBS DATA | MARKET OPEN
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Using a trending stock in order to promote your newsletter is an instant unfollow, and mute for me 🚩
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The biggest bear case I can come up with for $DUOL is not AI translation apps but laziness and the inability to learn something new. Brainrot and doomscrolling. Also, bravo to all the parents who push their kids to learn something every day.
$DUOL one-shotted my kids into trading their mindless screen time for something productive. They are spending 15-60 minutes a day learning chess. They are constantly asking each other to play in the real world too. They go to a dual-immersion Spanish and English school and this
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$META CHIEF AI SCIENTIST YANN LECUN PLANS TO EXIT COMPANY AND LAUNCH OWN AI STARTUP Sources told me the new startup is called https://t.co/axh5Aitdz9
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$NBIS FOR YOU. BEST IN CLASS! Today we are pleased to announce our second large AI infrastructure deal, this time with $META. Our agreement with Meta is valued at approximately $3 billion, with a five-year term.
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$RKLB great quarter by Rocket Lab! Neutron is delayed until Q1 2026 +7% AH
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$CRWV revenue backlog of $55.6 billion increased 271% YoY
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PayPal: Everyone is a bagholder
Nike: Everyone is an athlete Apple: Everyone is an artist Shopify: Everyone is an entrepreneur Cursor: Everyone is a developer Cluly: Everyone cheats What's about your company?
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I sat down with $ADBE VP Investors Relations Doug Clark, to discuss some of the most asked questions about the business/stock. - What is the market missing? - How do they monetize the 3rd party AI partnerships? - AI revenue and more. Enjoy :)
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If you’re an $OSCR bear listen to this. This will revolutionize Healthcare.
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GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN IS ENDING, EARNINGS PREVIEW, OSCR DROPS | MARKET OPEN
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As it turns out, $PGY is in fact a better business than $UPST
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I sat down with $ADBE VP Investors Relations Doug Clark, to discuss some of the most asked questions about the business/stock. - What is the market missing? - How do they monetize the 3rd party AI partnerships? - AI revenue and more. Enjoy :)
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From the pit lane to P3! Max Verstappen 🐐 UNBELIEVABLE!
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@ChelseaFC Big thanks to @IraqFootballPod and $GOOGL 😉
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I'm convinced that 99.9% of the people complaining about Elon Musk's $1 Trillion $TSLA package have no idea what he has to achieve in order to get it.
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