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@CouchRaptors

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Cheering for — and venting about — the mighty Toronto Raptors on game days.

Joined December 2020
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@CouchRaptors
Raptors Couch Coach
2 years
Seems like the male basketball announcer is a dying breed on the national broadcasts. They have lots, yes, but no new ones.
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@CouchRaptors
Raptors Couch Coach
2 years
OG, get on the baseline where you belong!.
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@CouchRaptors
Raptors Couch Coach
2 years
Embiid is out. Why not put Poeltl in now?.
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@CouchRaptors
Raptors Couch Coach
2 years
I just heard WPT announcer @tonydunsttv pronounce raucous as "raw-shus." A little while ago, he pronounced vs as "verse". Did this guy finish high school?.
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@CouchRaptors
Raptors Couch Coach
2 years
Maybe instead of Darko calling timeouts, how about wholesale subs? Maybe the vets can show them something in a few minutes. #Raptors.
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@CouchRaptors
Raptors Couch Coach
2 years
Raptors down 6 in the 4th. Raptors have missed 11 free throws.
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@CouchRaptors
Raptors Couch Coach
2 years
What’s with these 905 bums all looking off Gradey Dick? Pass him the frickin’ ball once in a while!.
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@CouchRaptors
Raptors Couch Coach
2 years
Great to see Quin Snyder wearing a grown-up’s shirt instead of all coaches wearing track suits.
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@CouchRaptors
Raptors Couch Coach
2 years
Is Scottie waiting till the 4th quarter to do anything?.
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@CouchRaptors
Raptors Couch Coach
2 years
“How can it be a timeout? There was no possession.”. Easy. Lakers called it. Brutal fixed league.
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@CouchRaptors
Raptors Couch Coach
2 years
“Looks like AD might have gotten away with one.” . Of course he did. He’s a Laker.
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@CouchRaptors
Raptors Couch Coach
2 years
NBA really wants LeBron in Vegas, huh? Five fouls on Booker and four on Durant? Would that ever happen with LeBron and AD?.
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@CouchRaptors
Raptors Couch Coach
2 years
Lillard looks like he pouts when the offence doesn’t run through him. Careful what you wish for, guys who want a trade because their old team isn’t good enough.
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@CouchRaptors
Raptors Couch Coach
2 years
I used to love 3-point shots. Now I’m sick of them.
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@CouchRaptors
Raptors Couch Coach
2 years
I wish we'd see 4th quarter Scottie for the first 3 quarters, too. #Raptors.
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@CouchRaptors
Raptors Couch Coach
2 years
No need to go out and guard DiVincenzo, right, #Raptors?.
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@CouchRaptors
Raptors Couch Coach
2 years
This is why the #Raptors can't have nice things. Effort all the time!.
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@CouchRaptors
Raptors Couch Coach
2 years
Kia Nurse and Kate Beirness still doing their ageism shtick. I get it. It's all in good fun. But if Leo did women shtick, everyone would be up in arms. Let's all attack anyone over 60! It's fun! #Raptors @TSN_Sports.
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@CouchRaptors
Raptors Couch Coach
2 years
No, Jack Armstrong, 2-for-1 is dumb.
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@CouchRaptors
Raptors Couch Coach
2 years
Why does McDaniels get run over Porter? I don't get it.
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