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I have interests in SaaS, marketing, sales, mental health, & healthy relationships. Pursuing my healing of old emotional and spiritual trauma one day at a time.

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13 days
This resonates lately
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3 months
Although it’s impossible to prove beyond certainty, the primary question I have for skeptics is this:. If you say Donald is not a rapist, what would you expect to be different about his behaviors if he were?. Frankly, his pattern looks very, very rapey. Quack quack.
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Join millions who have switched to Grok.
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3 months
This was named years ago in an accusation that Donald and Epstein tag team raped a 13 year old. Supposedly they had an argument over who would get to claim her virginity. The victim was “persuaded” with death threats to drop the matter. /1.
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Joshua Alan
4 months
Can we all agree to boycott toilet seats with plastic screws? These need to go the way of the dodo bird.
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Joshua Alan
4 months
There’s a kind of loneliness when you realize a person will never understand you simply because they can’t see as many steps ahead in a sequence playing out, and they assume therefore you’re definitely wrong. And rather than being curious, they respond with anger or mockery.
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Joshua Alan
4 months
LOL
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4 months
They may have trashed everything they told us to hold dear, but in the end they will be hoisted on their own petard of discarded values. They may have forgotten, but we remember.
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4 months
It is the deepest betrayal to our generation, and we would be betraying ourselves if we weren’t mad about it. We can and will hold accountable those who betrayed us and lied to us. They may not care about the details of these matters, but we do.
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Joshua Alan
4 months
Liberty, faith, facts, and morality ended up just being weapons, conveniently discarded the moment they’re inconvenient. And worse, we were objectified to be the personification of those weapons.
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Joshua Alan
4 months
It turns out those who told us these things mattered only meant that these were the lines to use against religious competitors and political opponents. The moment the shoe goes on the other foot, none of these things matter anymore.
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Joshua Alan
4 months
I speak for a generation of people who grew up believing what we were told that liberty, faith, facts, and morality mattered. We were betrayed.
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Joshua Alan
5 months
It’s clear to me now that the reason Elon is mad about his trans daughter is that he bought a boy and ended up with a girl instead.
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Joshua Alan
5 months
ChatGPT taking forever to generate one image for you?. generates images that are on par with 4o's newest release and completes them in about 30 seconds. Videos too! We have significant load on our servers but we've still got bandwidth for new clients!.
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Joshua Alan
5 months
So we're in the process of jumping through Google's hoops to verify our @Google Drive integration. Just when we thought we were done, we get this email. 🤨 . Um. WTF is this. They want us to give a login to some random gmail account? . Is this a scam?
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Joshua Alan
6 months
They’re about to do some very unpopular actions.
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Joshua Alan
6 months
See here for more. /f.
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Joshua Alan
6 months
1. Agree not to attack Ukraine. 2. Agree not to inflict economic coercion on Ukraine. 3. Agree to come to the defense of Ukraine if they are attacked. /2.
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Joshua Alan
6 months
Folks, if you’re going to insist on having an opinion about the war in Ukraine, you need to brush up on the Budapest Memorandum. That’s our signed treaty with Russia and Ukraine where we agree that in exchange for Ukraine’s nukes, we agreed to several points. /1.
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