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searchlight casting for faults in the clouds of delusion 💀⚡️🌹
Joined February 2013
actually he could probably pick her up just fine considering he suplexed karkat but whatever HI DAVEREZI #homestuck
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european tourists on vacation in the states have access to exclusive jean-ripping and stitching technology that nobody else in the world does
Americans, if coming to Europe this summer, some suggestions of what not to wear ANY hats indoors Trainers with every outfit Cargo shorts Loud logos and graphics Ill-fitting clothes A shirt of your sports team Flip-flops everywhere Clashing colors and patterns Beach shorts
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The Faithful Sheriff has officially rebranded himself as “The Smelly Poop”
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This entire knickerbocker run is googoo gaagaa from start to end wow
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reminded me of them
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@JulesDupre38564 @Costa_Sarran @HornswaggleFish @bmluse No I love being in the US with the greatest financial system in the world that allows the best ideas to become companies and provide such a high quality of life
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Once I accidentally walked in on my housemate and her gf doing stuff Next day my housemate comes up to me and says “my gf doesn’t want to see you here when she’s over” Like excuse me I’m the one paying the fucking rent not her. I told her to tell her gf to fuck herself.
roommate has had her girlfriend over for FOUR DAYS. it is MIDTERMS. they are SCREAMING in her room at 4am. i am about to be on the news
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The weekends in NYC really is for work out classes, brunch, the park, and catching up with friends or hobbies
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Coked up high-velocity jams all year man I’ve been sleeping on 83 too long
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Kanaya when you shake the bag of Kanaya food
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unmatched levels of my wife my. my awawia.
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I’m a man of simple pleasures. All I need is a six-pack of beer, a joint of good weed, a couple gummies, 30 mg of Adderall, 0.5 mg Klonopin, a pizza, some ketamine nasal spray, a Coke Zero, half gram of blow, a Perc 30, a mock draft simulator, NFL pro and I’m perfectly content.
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