Scientists believe people living in central Mexico developed corn at least 7000 years ago. It was started from a wild grass called teosinte! Yess yesss
Every Wednesday I go for a stroll around my fields perimeter. Last night, during my Wednesday evening field walk, two feathered goons assaulted me from behind. Only thing they said was “don’t mess with Levy!” 🌽🤛🦜
1. The first photos I saw of Baxter after he was taken in by animal control and put online for adoption. 2. A few days later we had our first car ride home. 3. Baxter, Aristotle and Hannibal napping the day away. 4. Baxter reflecting on his journey home. 🌽🍻🙏
Hit 1K followers today. I’d say it’s because of my wit and charm, but we all know it’s because you folks have questionable taste. Cheers to you all! 🌽🍻🤘
The
@Wendys
Frosty is a big, overrated mess. It’s stuck between being a milkshake and soft serve, and fails at both. People go crazy over it, but it’s just boring, wannabe chocolate slop. The taste? More like the ghost of chocolate – barely there.
And the whole “dip your fries
Recently achieved the halfway mark for public viewing hours on YouTube! Profoundly thankful to everyone who played a part in this accomplishment! Cheerssss! 🌽🍻🙏
Can’t watch every podcast? Having trouble keeping up with the latest haps? NO WORRIES! Just ask ChatGPT for an update on what’s been going on. What a time to be alive!
A new study suggested that the plant kingdom is able to produce alarm sounds while being cut. With distressed noises coming from tomato and tobacco plants, as well as corn. Yess yesss!
It’s 10-4!!!!!🌽🫡 This should be trucker appreciation day, but…. On October 2, 1978, President Jimmy Carter proclaimed October 4 (10-4) as National CB Radio Day. If you don’t have a CB radio to thank a trucker, maybe just whip a tit out and shoot them a smile today! 🚚🤘😉
John McAfee would pay women to sit on a hammock with a hole in it and poop on his chest. Can you imagine having so much money that you’ve run out of things to do, and that’s what you’re left with? Unfathomable🤯 🌽🤘
You can’t just hit up
@Corey_Feldman
when you want something. We should be reaching out to him when we remember all those scenes that made us laugh and smile over the years. Or when we catch Charlie’s Angels and realize Corey’s Angels are way hotter. Bottom line: we only get one
Just heard Opie say on his stream that Anthony and Jimmy just tried calling him on his cell phone!?!?! Corn is perplexed, what could they have wanted? 🧐
Found an old pic of a “motorcycle” I built right out of high school. 3 1/2 hp Briggs & Stratton, lawn and garden battery powering the AutoZone fog/headlight, wheelbarrow rear tire, Schwinn bicycle seat, pedals, and front tire. All other metal and bearings came from Home Depot,