This is HARD AS FUCK.

is anyone else’s disney filter doing this ?

a pink bullet traveling over 1000 feet per second passes through my prefrontal cortex, severs my corpus callosum, and exits through my occipital lobe, killing me instantly. Everyone cheers. It's a girl

From a mobile home park in Palm Bay, this man has some ideas on how the military could stop hurricanes. #HurricaneDorian

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Batman movies and then asked it to write a Batman movie of its own. Here is the first page.

Weekend at @TheMasters hitting BOMBS 💣 and attacking pins. LFG!!! #Lefty

They talk about Gretzky’s 92 goals or Sittler’s 10 pts in one game as records that may never be broken. But winning 5 draft lotteries in your first 9 years in the league? In 2 different draft lottery eras, no less. That is a record that will stand forever.

This Kay Jewelers commercial absolutely does not work if your TV is on mute.

This is my favorite band break-up notice ever.

Chirp king Brad Marchand: “How much did you pay to watch me?”

When your girl tries to get you to stop gambling

i noticed there was a blank wall at mcdonald’s so i decided to make this fake poster of me and my friend. It’s now been 51 days since i hung it up.

It’s hilariously ironic to accuse Tavares of wasting the Islanders’ time

when nickelback comes on in the club

Toys 'R' Us intellectual property includes Geoffrey the Giraffe, and some unexpected domain names https://t.co/Bmo6lt8ZkI

at least someone fucking cares