There is currently a video going viral on the internet of me walking with a brown substance on the back of my white shorts. It was coffee, and it has since been cleaned off. I sat in something in our Lyft. Truly
#Blest
I gotta tell ya…the greatest race in the world…I’m a little tired of the elitism in F1 fandom. Because ain’t nobody in that circuit doing THIS two years in a row. Lol
Hey,
@SportsCenter
, this play deserves to be seen. Greenwood High School in central Indiana. This 3-pointer forced double OT and Greenwood went on to win. There are NBA teams that might not have pulled this off as flawlessly as these kids.
Imagine believing that a baseball player came to the plate in this spot and relied on a buzzer on his shoulder under his jersey to decide to swing at a ball against one of the hardest throwing closers in baseball and only because of the buzzer he did this:
Texas Bowl Game conspiracy:
2004: BCS Bowl - Rose Bowl
2005: National Championship Game
2008: BCS Bowl - Fiesta Bowl
2009: National Championship Game
2018: NY6 (BCS) Bowl - Sugar Bowl
2019: ...
Coincidence - Or! - AND HEAR ME OUT - this is indicative of a team “a year away”
PG: “Josh, it’s Paul George. Listen. Tell them you ‘want to be in Indy.’ and you ‘want to bring a championship to the city.’ Then the very next day tell them you actually have other plans. Lol.”
Josh: “😂😂😂. Ok.”
Hey
@Royals
, just want to make sure y’all take care of your yellow shirt security team. They were fantastic to Astros fans all weekend. Welcoming and helpful. Big shouts to one in particular who snagged a BP Altuve homer and gave it to our son who was at his first
@astros
game
Sam Ehlinger is a phenomenal QB
Tom Herman is not the offensive guru we were sold on.
The Longhorns have no skill on special teams.
Texas is still eleventy million miles better than if Charlie Strong was still the coach.
We are all empty inside.
Hello Texas Bowl
Devin Duvernay should have wiped the floor with postseason awards. Duvernay - who had better regular season stats than all but one WR - was nominated for zero postseason awards.
Iowa State is playing Iowa today.
On College GameDay there is a young man in the crowd with a “Horns Down”
t-shirt.
I repeat: the Cyclones are facing their biggest rival.
There is no rational explanation. It’s simply a weird phenomenon. An obsession. Borderline psychotic.
Thursday topic: If the Aggies have a shot at pulling off an upset in Tuscaloosa on Saturday, what do you need to see from A&M on the field against No. 1 Alabama?
"I need to see ___________."
Mauricio Dubon tossed this directly to Clayton coming off the field after the 1st. Clay snags it perfectly and the crowd around us went wild celebrating the effort and the catch. High-fives followed. Core memory unlocked
@astros
#Ready2Reign
A) Sam never said “be back”
B) who is your QB?
C) “Four Loss season” with no context. I wasn’t aware we were punishing teams for playing in their conference championship game. Please advise.
D) does a yell leader run this account?
E) is Ravioli a girl or a boy dog?
If you’re headed to Lawrence, KS this Friday for Texas/Kansas, buy the cheapest ticket out there, they don’t check your seat and section. You can buy $10 tickets and sit 6 rows behind the Texas bench at the 45 with an end zone bleacher ticket. Nobody cares about anything there.
Me, getting escorted out of the Oklahoma side of the Cotton Bowl at halftime after Bijan Robinson rushes for 250 yards and 5 tuddies in a 42-3 first half:
Sometimes you’re paying for your tab at breakfast and
@xhunterbrownx
strikes up small talk while he’s grabbing a coffee, takes a photo and signs your son’s hat. Thank you, 5-8!
Got a promotion at work this morning, Texas is 5-1, No.9 in the country, the Astros are 4 wins away from a return to the World Series, my son is adorable, my wife recently got a raise at her clinic and tomorrow is her birthday. We are moving into a new place in 4 weeks. Bless up.
Ohio state’s Terry McLaurin (Cathedral High School product) said he had about 25 family members at the game, here’s more on returning to Indianapolis and ending his Ohio State career in a building with a lot of memories.
#Big10Championship
To all my Houston people:
1. I feel for you. The Texans are a joke
2. Eat
@PinkertonsBBQ
3. Follow
@ApolloHOU
4. We are so close to baseball SZN
5. Astros have been to 4 straight ALCS, 2 of the last 4 WS and majority of their core is still intact. Better days ahead.
Arch: “Quinn is my best friend on the team. I love learning from him, how he attacks his preparation …. I want to develop from Sark …and hopefully one day playing for the University of Texas, like I’ve always wanted to.”
Quinn: “I’m coming back”
Idiots: “ArCh GoNnA tRaNsFeR!”
Announcements:
1. To call someone a “T-shirt fan” is to put a neon sign above your head that reads “douche bag”
2. “TU” is unequivocally the dumbest “jab” at Texas ever spoken into existence.
3. Stop conference pride. Conference pride is weakness. Conference pride is stupid.
Ohio State’s JT Barrett says he’d put a lot of money on Texas being successful under Tom Herman. Says Herman means a great deal to him, is a great offensive mind and there for players behind the scenes that makes him feel like a father figure.
Here is JT staring into your soul:
If you’d rather be paired with A&M in the Texas Bowl, you’re crazy.
Utah was a win away from the CFP - a damn good team. I want Texas to be tested in its bowl game and the Utes will do just that.
I’m not worried about “the next chapter” of a pointless pissing contest.
“Jake. Yordan isn’t
@ApolloDez1
’s real son. At least not from a DNA standpoint. But, rather, in a very spiritual sense. When Dez says “my beautiful son” he’s implying he has the pride of a Dad. Now, as for the Yankees, we are very much their Daddy - a VERY *different* daddy.”
The No.5 team in the country, with 2 losses by a total of 4 points, just lost by 1 without its head coach, 3 players out due to COVID and 2 starters fouled out. Run it back under normal circumstances and OU gets ragdolled and smacked back across the Red River. FOH.
A&M fans talking trash to Texas on behalf of LSU ahead of the Tigers visit to Austin is one of the most fascinating and yet complex psychological phenomenons I’ve ever had the privilege of witnessing.
Caping for your “bitter rival” (LSU) vs. a school you “don’t care about” (TX)
Sent to me today from someone I consider to be trustworthy as far as sources go:
“He (Oladipo) needs months to recover without ruining his knee cap forever ... slow stretching, gradual rebuilding. If he wants to (come back 100%) he’ll sit out the rest of the season.”
#Pacers
🎶 *Piano plays* 🎶
What if I told you a Bogey is actually better than an Ace?
That he never wanted to be a hero?
That at the end of the day, he’s just a kid from Mostar, Bosnia and Herzegovina?
ESPN 30 For 30 presents “Winning Time: Bojan Bogdanovic vs. the Cleveland Cavaliers”
Wanna say publicly that
@ApolloHOU
has created a community that has no city limits. It’s For The H, but it’s much more. It’s for all of us, wherever we are. Buy those boys a beer every chance you can. And let ‘em know what they’re doing is so special. Love y’all. I’m out 🛫🤘🏻
Via
@YahooSportsCFB
: “hundreds of messages - some threatening, racist and homophobic - sent by LSU fans to Ehlinger and the coaching staff.”
You’ll forgive me if I don’t give a jumping. skipping F*** about LSU fans‘ displeasure with their band being seated in the upper level.
I used to dislike Baker, now I respect him. He was passion. I get it.
I don’t care for Kyler Murray beyond “yes, he’s really good”. He is the kid in your class who needed to be punched in the mouth just one time but never was. And now the adult version of him is insufferable.
A measurement for the ages. Hanover converts on fourth down with 43 seconds remaining and that will do it for Franklin. Panthers win the Victory Bell for the first time since 2004 and earn the HCAC’s automatic bid to the NCAA Division III playoffs.
@IndyStarSports
Texas, losers of 3 by a combined 9 points heading into today, got beat today on a field goal that hit the uprights and bounced in, and a safety that gave OU the dagger drive.
This season was a good season. Next season will be a really good season.
Security at the Tigers game just told an Altuve heckler he needed to shut up, essentially. Heckler is quiet now. Big mad. I think he’s stumped. He now has no idea who to blame for his broken childhood.