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Manc Copy Tip 65: Don’t waste people’s time chatting on and on. Give them what they want up front. Whether that’s a price, product info, or an arm round the shoulder to prove you’re sound.

Talking to Mancs? Talk like a Manc. Use the language they understand, otherwise you’re flushing your hard earned pennies down the bog. If you’re selling owt to the fine people of our beautiful city, give me a shout. https://t.co/oinEssThla

Come on Maccies, that jingle's proper old hat now. Time for a better strapline with some proper Manc charm.

Current copywriter half-arsin’ it? Skiving off from the research? Borin’ the kecks off your readers? Time to get rid. Time to get some dead good copy from someone who knows the score. https://t.co/oinEssThla

Manc Fact 00: Manchester is the tits. Literally. The Romans called it “Mamucium” which means “breast-shaped hill.” #mancfacts

Manc Copy Tip 17: You know that boring old bloke in Spoons who goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on? Don’t be like him. Get to the point.

Manc Fact 796: The biggest gin tasting in the world was held on social media in June 2020. Even though gin’s horrible, Manchester Gin realised that with some good branding and a social media presence, you can shift loads and loads of products.

Can you imagine The Geordie Copywriter? “Why aye pet, Ant an Dec, howaay Alun Shearah, buy me products.” You’d sell naff all, wouldn’t you? Don’t take the risk. Choose 100% Mancunian copy by clicking here. https://t.co/oinEssThla

Manc Copy Tip 38: Like when you go to your nan’s for a brew and she listens to all your problems, your copy’s gotta focus on the problems your reader has. Otherwise it’s like when you go to your mate Shaun’s and he goes on about people you don’t know and you tune it out, yeah?

Manc Copy Tip 57: Ever noticed how Ken Barlow buys a half on his round and orders a pint on everyone else’s? Don’t be snide like Ken. Use your copy to solve people’s simple problems for free, and they’ll pay you to fix the difficult stuff.

If Tony Wilson, Gary Neville, Emmeline Pankhurst, Bez, and Fiz off Corrie had a baby, it’d be a fuck ugly baby. But it’d be almost as Manc as The Manc Copywriter. If you want proper 100% Mancunian content for your website, bell me. https://t.co/oinEssThla

Manc Copy Tip 20: The Manc Copywriter didn’t buy this parka because it’s made with artisanal nylon and hand-crafted by the finest Cheetham Hill seamstresses. Nah. Bought it ‘cos it’s warm and dry. Benefits are what sells. Features just let you jack the price up.

Manc Fact 999: If you took all the bricks out of the Manchester Viaduct and laid them end-to-end, you’d find yourself stood in Madrid. And you’d be absolutely shattered.

Channelling your inner Davina and want some copy that won’t say fuck or bugger? No problem. Just because The Manc Copywriter swears a bit on Twitter doesn’t mean your sales copy won’t be fit for reading to your nan over Sunday dinner.

If yer a proper Manc then yous should be always selling. Wherever to whoever. Even yer own mam. Proper selling needs proper good content. So where do you go for proper good content? Exactly. The Manc Copywriter. https://t.co/oinEssThla

Manc Fact 3: The population of Manchester can be split into two distinct age groups. People who still call the arena the Nynex, and people who call it the MEN. #mancfacts #teamnynex

Manc Fact 13: The Wars of The Roses are a long-running series of battles between Lancashire (basically Manchester) and Yorkshire. Team Manc took an early lead after killing the Yorkshire king, with no need to see the tie off at Elland Road. #mancfacts

Manc Fact 12: People think the Manchester Bee’s all about our industrious nature and that. It’s not. It’s proof that Manchester is, was and always will be buzzin’. #mancfacts

Manc Fact 8: The legend that was Emmeline Pankhurst started the Suffragette movement in Manchester in 1903. Originally from Moss Side, Emmeline knew that if you want to change the world, you come to Manchester and get your message right. #mancfacts