Moe 🐦
@CopsHateMoe
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transmasc design student, retired comedian, pigeon rescuer, bird watcher, knitting enthusiast + instrumentalist 🦉 Aotearoa NZ 🌿
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Joined January 2019
I ended up getting diagnosed by a different doctor when I was 15 lmfao.
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Crazy that a doctor told my parents she thought I had ADHD when I was 8 but my dad said “no way” and never went back to her 💀. We then went to male doctor instead who said itd be a good idea to put a lock on my door so my parents could lock me inside when I was being annoying 🤪.
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We desperately need to educate the general public more about asthma, because I took my inhaler at work today and a customer thought I was vaping in the store 💀.
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Most of the people mad at this haven’t even had keyhole/peri btw. It’s just people doing so on our behalf 💀. personally I respect the commitment and support the game. Make sure to keep a tally.
Me after a long day of shoving guys who got keyhole into lockers. I just do it for love of the game
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My pigeon has built his nest in between some soft toys I knitted :’)
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I was trying to show my partner how I had trained Stinky to fly to me on command… but then he flew to me before I commanded 🤦🏻♂️
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If I could become one person in the world, I would become Louis Theroux.
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I do not follow pop music but I SEE PIGEONS !!! 🆒.
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The patterns will be beautifully designed as well! The designers are very skilled… they just don’t know how to write a good pattern.
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Why are such a large portion knitting designers are terrible pattern writers? Their issues are easier to fix as well! the amount of times I’ve rewritten patterns for customers is insane. They should hire me to edit their instructions bc man, I could improve them tremendously.
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How do u know someone’s a real bisexual? Whats up with these bisexual authenticators? If ur a dude that sucked dick once I dont think it makes u bisexual unless u want to. and if ur a dude thats never sucked dick at all that doesnt make u not bisexual. Just means u have no game.
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I don’t care. even if they were pretending to be bisexual, I still wouldn’t care lmao. Bisexuality is cool and if someone wants to pretend to be like us, that’s fine. They won’t have the aura anyway.
Queerbaiter Celebrities that have never dated someone of the same gender
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Look at his boy. See how big his neck is! Isn’t he handsome and impressive. (He thinks you should stay back)
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