I bought my first pair of Grey Anatomy scrubs and I'm obsessed

My ex: “lol you can’t run a half marathon. You’ll die. I was with a girl before I met you who was a long distance runner a lot longer than you and she still had trouble” Me:

Connor is gone again for another 3 weeks, but at least he left me with a bottle of wine.

when will I actually look like a grown up? .....asking for a friend

Sometimes the only emotional support you can get is from yourself, and that has to be enough.

If you weren’t there during a time i needed you I’ll never need you again

why does my best friend have to live so far away 😣

When you realize @belk employees don't even know their own store policies

My dad is meal prepping his morning smoothie ingredients and I said I'm hungry so he brought me a bowl of kale

I wish there was a trial run for experimenting with hair

Just got the urge to chop all my hair off why am I like this

So over this feeling

Connor asked me what I want for my birthday and I told him one of those really fancy bracelets...that let you ride all the rides at the fair

I need to learn how to be alone

My mom told me to go drink the jar of lemonade in the fridge... it was lemon drop shine.

The man makes a good point

Me: Okay I don't need to pack a lot it's a two day trip Me: *Packs every pair of panties I own*

I don't need to see Rough Night because I've already had one

Today I mopped and couldn't get all the soap up so I used a wet towel instead #wifeymaterial

someone is creeping through my tweets