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BLACK SABBATH E521 FOR OUR LOVELY PATREON SUBS!. NY vs NY, food battle, Cuomos against the world, stomp clap wookies, Paul George vacation fits, Celtics 2026 agendas, Michael Porter Jr against sounding sus on the Sabbath, more.

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RT @bdetrick: Battle royale on new @CookiesHoops E521!. NY vs NY, Michael Porter Jr vs sounding sus, interborough food war, Cuomo bros vs i….

RT @earlboykins: Upstate NY purgatory, ATL Futurism (RIP), smuggling dildos onto courts/poker tables, Mikal Bridges hating, Arenas shenanig….

RT @bdetrick: New ep of @CookiesHoops is a free one. E520 "D*LD* WATCH".Upstate commune living, Metro Boomin's Atlanta futurism, H&M x Dime….

RT @earlboykins: Someone throw a green d*ld* at Gradey Dick. A new @CookiesHoops free everywhere! .

RT @earlboykins: Brain days????. @CookiesHoops .

D*LD* WATCH COOKIES E520: FREE LISTEN FOR ALL. Metro Boomin's love letter to Atlanta futurism confronts a new generation with the death knell of nostalgia, H&M x Dimes Square merch, WNBA dildo watch: funny or a violation, Mikal Bridges reups and more.

Share a piece of Van Horn lore about yourself.

RT @bdetrick: Latest @CookiesHoops pod "Le Gaz" is for Patreon subscribers!. Pencil Factory, Rockaway Taco and fate of NY's fringe neighbor….

"LE GAZ" E519. We talk New York's fringe neighborhoods, the Gen Z stare, Sydney Sweeney's edgelord ad, skinny Luka Doncic, NBA stylists, "low feel" players, more!. This one's for our beloved Patreon subscribers ONLY.

These types of guys used to clean up with women.

E518 "FLYING DAGGERS". Brain rehab days, NYC experience checklist, concert cheaters, Colbert autopsy report, Dame Lillard goes home, WNBA tees, Klay and the Stallion, Marcus Smart in Los Angeles and more. Free for all listeners!.

RT @bdetrick: On new @CookiesHoops E518 "Flying Daggers". Brain rehab days, NYC experience checklist, concert cheaters, Colbert, Dame Lilla….

RT @JamPackard: Zangief Cosplay >>>.

Always be servinggggggg. Our sold out ‘Home Court” hat is back in the Cookies Hoops shop!.

RT @CookiesHoops: "E517 CLUEMANATTI".CLUE! CLue! Clue! clue!. Summer in the city, making adult friends, Clipse album as purist bait, Epstei….

Trump: My uncle was at MIT, one of the great professors. 51 years whatever… three degrees in nuclear, chemical and math. Jaylen Brown was one of his colleagues? Do you know who that is? There is very little difference between a mad man and a genius.