Oddball bits & pieces on those wacky Conspiracy Theorists, Anti Vaxxers, Sovereign Citizens & other assorted Nutters, more commonly known downunder as "Cookers"
Interesting scenes in Melbourne an hour or so ago with Nazi's turning up at Parliament House. Things got a little toey, but they obliged with a move on order and left the precinct under the close watch of VicPol.
Here we go again. Another Sovereign Citizen trying it on with the police. Kudos to the lads from the Gold Coast Highway Patrol in dealing with this knucklehead. 🙏🙏
In Melbourne today Mega MAGA Cooked Cooker Don tells us all who are COVID vaccinated now possess a Media Access Code and have the ability to emit a Bluetooth signal. Interesting!! 🤣🤣😜😜
LOL, not Cooker stuff as such, but had to share this. Bill Shorten destroys 2GB & Channel Nine mouthpiece Chris O'Keefe earlier in the week as he criticises Mark McGowan over his COVID policies. Telling O'Keefe he has gone the full Ron DeSantis! 😂😂😂
Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Cooker Jordan Rhys from Adelaide. If you are spotted wearing a mask, Jordo will give a straight jab to the throat. So in essence you're threatening to bash the elderly and Immunocompromised. You Fuckin Moron 🥵🥵
Since Dec 2021, a Cooker group called the 'Umbrella People', have daily gathered at the WA Governor's residence in Perth, 'instructing' him to dismiss the McGowan Govt. Yesterday this happened! 🙏 Interesting, and perhaps, a similar approach to come in the ACT & QLD?? 🧐🧐🤔
Another 'Buy this man a Beer' moment! A Cooker approaches contractors installing a small 5G installation in Melbourne's Murrumbeena, and is politely told to 'go away' (ann a little more)! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Well here it is Ladies and Gentleman, the Winner of the my Canberra Cooker Top 10 for 2022. One many of us remember all too well, the Cookers recreation of "Iwo Jima" on the Parliament House lawns back in April. Let by Lt Dan and another ex vet Cooker Shane!😂😂
The Great Australia Cooker X account will be shutting down in the next day or so. After 2 years of posting Oz Cooker content, it's time to step back. I'll be remaining on X, still watching Cookers, and perhaps posting the odd clip. Those who know me, you know where to find me.
Antics continue. Cookers harass a Transport Canberra official after being told they are illegally parked in a bus stop. Cookers also object to being called 'Pl
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FrEeDuMb!! 100,000 plus at the MCG, and tens of thousands more at pubs, clubs, and homes all over Australia watching the AFL Grand Final. But the Melbourne Cookers are still calling for Freedom 🤪🤪🤪
Cookers in Melbourne today. "If you Vote 'Yes', you sign everything you own over to the Government. Who hands it to the World Economic Forum....". Exactly the kind of misinformation & BS the official 'NO' campaign oddly is doing NOTHING to stop Cookers proclaiming. 🤔🤔
Diners at Southbank in Melbourne enjoying an afternoon of 'Freedom', while the Cookers march along calling for 'Freedom'!! Something's not quite right here🤔🤔🤪🤪
Buy this man a Beer! Entitled Cookers harrassing a Yarra Valley Council worker at Lilydale Lake in Melbourne after erecting their 'Forest of the Fallen' signs without permission. Not the first time this has happened around the country. Disgusting behaviour. 😡😡
Some more footage of the Cookers at Enoggera Barracks in Brisbane on Sunday. This gentleman stating papers will be served at bases arounnd Australia in 2023, and is confident the military will assist the take down the Govenment! 🤔😟🤪🤪
Meet Clint. Clint is an expert on many things. Here he tells us about Bluetooth. Did you know if you've had the MRNA jab, you can connect directly to Bluetooth networks? 🤣 🤣
Young Jordan Rhys who yesterday stated he'd punch anyone he saw wearing a mask in the throat, responses to his video appearing on X. Calls it a 'funny' video. So it's funny threatening to bash the immunocompromised & elderly, who are the main ones still masking. Fuckin Tool! 🤬
Well today was the expected 'Big One' with 5 million predicted, in excess of the last 'Big One', when 2.2million according to various reports filled the Parliament Lawns. Hoody & Mack on stage. Here's a selection of photos..🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your winner of 'The Great Australian Cooker 2023' with 45% of the vote is Ralph 'Zippy' Babet'.
Runner up was Dave 'Guru' Graham with 32.4%, followed by Riccardo Bosi with 12.8%, and finishing in last place Dave Oneegs with 9.7%.
Thanks to everyone who voted.
Ok here we go. My Canberra Cooker Top 10 for 2022 starts with Cooker Wars on the lawns @ APH. Firstly in the preliminary event, it's Dee vs A1's Rose, before in main event, Dee's boyfriend at the time, Mr Johnny Q squares off with Bosi 's Melbourne A1 man, Mr Craig Cole!
Some older Woolies stores are being revamped, with the older open style freezers being replaced with freezers with glass doors. This is to save energy. Well not according to the Cookers. It's all about your social credit score. Doors will lock if you dont have enough points. 🤣
Old mate Cooker Whip, aka Shane M, has been waiting on a reply from ACT Liberal MLA Mark Parton who's been stirring up the Cookers in Tik Toks of late. This morning 'Parto' as he is otherwise known replied! 😅😅
Thousands in Melbourne gather for today's protest march 🤣🤣, whilst our streamer tells us new mandates are likely heading our way in late January or early February. Yeah Ok Cooker! 🤔🤔🤔
Another Saturday afternoon in the Melbourne, but despite it being Xmas Eve a group of 20 or so Cookers still marched. Time perhaps they are banned from the Bourke St Mall, with again families enjoying the Myer Christmas window displays subjected to yelling and screaming. 😡😡
Lt Dan arrested a few hours ago. Appears to be on breach of bail conditions. Picked up on camera somewhere in the ACT where he is not permitted, but unclear where.
What do we call a group of approaching Cookers?... a herd?, a swarm?, a flock?, a mob?, a troupe?, a collection?, a gathering, a brood, a rabble? Any more suggestions?? 🤔🤔🧐🧐
Guru's good mate Glenn 'Patriot 101' Short goes full on Sov Cit with a NSW police officer. So similar to the Sov Cit 'travelling not driving BS' we see coming out of the US!! 🤣🤣
A cure for cancer in 30 mins! Chemtrails torn in half in 30 mins. If everyone had one of these on the East Coast, Lismore would have been saved from floods. Get yourself a harmoniser folks. Frequencies are the answer!🤪🤪🤪
No Cookers, but you smashed down the fence of the Lifeline Bookfair, causing it to be cancelled. One of you assaulted a Canberra Pacing Club staffer. You refused to leave EPIC when it was time, and needed to be forcibly removed by the AFP! Summernats is welcome, you're Not!🤔🤔
Monday. So, we don't take the vaccine because of the so called poisons in them, including 'snake venom' as claimed by Bryan Ardis in the 'Watch the Water' doco Lt Dan mentions. Yet, we chuff on a toxic laden ciggie! And then it's on to the chemtrails! LOL 😂😂
Frusrated Canberra based Cooker has an interesting take on what Canberrans are like, believing also the Cookers should change tact and have more 'open conversations' with locals, rather than their current method of screaming at buildings. 🤣🤣
One of the regular Saturday CBD Cookers, who was photographed with the Neo Nazis group in Melbourne a fortnight ago, attended last night's Pro Trans rally to stream, but was recognised. This was the result! LOL 🤣🤣🤣
Random drug tests are exactly the same as RBTs Daniel Peter Vincent. It's road and traffic law. Don't like it. Don't drive. You have no special rights 😡😡
Diners at Southbank enjoying their freedom to enjoy a nice lunch, harasssed by Cookers, in particular one quite vocal clown on a bike carrying on about their right to dine! 🤬🤬
Michael Gray Griffith you are a a lowlife disrespectful muppet. This girl sadly passed away from suicide. Oneegs was forced to clarify himself on Thursday when he first blamed the Vax. No respect whatsoever for victims families who lose loved ones to suicide. And its a teen.🤬🤬
Three months ago the Cookers claimed 2.2 million packed the lawns of Parliament House, today Guru and Mark Mack are singing to maybe 50 in a car park. LOL. Pack it up and go home lads! 🤪🤪
The 'Unite in White' crew gathered at Gallipoli Barracks at Enoggera in QLD yesterday, belt out a version of 'We are Australian'. Estimated numbers were 90. Again mainly Boomers.
Cookers at St Paul's Cathedral in Melboune this afternoon. No words, other to say this is one of the most disgusting things I've seen in a while from Cookers & what were security actually doing letting them go inside?😡😡
John 'You're all Pissants' Wilson speaking to the 'Unite in White' Cookers at their after party in Brisbane today. This one is a worry, and one hopefully on the radar of authorities. 🤔🤔
Latest Upper House results as at 12.30pm. Group U's votes have increased marginly from yesterday to 19,303, however their overall has dropped from 0.73% to 0.71%. Although having nearly 20,000 NSW Cookers vote for Bosi and the Guru is a tad scary thought! 🧐🧐🧐
The Jayster says it's time to leave communist Victoria. Actually, he ha he tried that twice and moved to tbe Gold Coast, but was too lazy to get a job, went broke, and returned to mummies in Melbourne. 🤣
Heard earlier this afternoon about the sad passing of Australian comedy star Cal Wilson after a short illness. Next thought was I bet Dave Oneegs will put out a message to his minions that it was jab related. And sure enough.....he couldn't resist. 🤬🤬
Credit to Nuremburgers 2.0 on Facebook for this clip. Guru caught out big time last night telling porky pies re events at EPIC. With video evidence to prove it!! 🤪🤪
The full clip of Sovereign Cleo's latest Sovereign Citizen episode. Nearly a year to the day that she first went viral when pulled up at Gundagi and playing a similar game with NSW Police. 🤡
For anyone yet to hear it, here's the full segment of Ben Fordham speaking about the Cookers this morning, before giving Guru one almighty backhander. This morning will be one to remember! 😂😂
LOL, well well, here's an interesting conspiracy from the Guru. Supposedly the government has ideas that by 2025, Australia will be moving to electric cars, all other cars will be banned, and owners will have their cars taken off them! Where does he honestly get this shit! 🤣 🤣