🏛️Consul Clotted Cream⚜️
@Consul_Cream
Followers
320
Following
2K
Media
339
Statuses
3K
“Stay by my side as I make the Republic a better place for all cookies.“ (Clotted Cream RP/Parody account! NOT Affiliated with Devsis!!)
Crème Republic
Joined October 2025
Oh my-! Hello there, little one!
0
0
0
I suppose I would be a rather suitable and ideal partner for most outside of work.
⠀ Whew, you must be a different type if there’s that many people swooning over you. ⠀
0
0
0
I am not your “bro”
None of your business bro
0
0
1
That would offend me if i didn’t have multiple cookies in my inbox utterly swooning for myself and my hair. …far too many cookies, in fact💧
The only thing deranged is that haircut of yours! We’re all a little bit silly here! ✨
0
1
3
🏛️oh yeah Clotted got kidnapped by the CoD. Again 💔
2
0
4
But she wasn’t always like that.
That makes us both... partially, I've been dragged around by the enchantress way too much to feel an ounce of pity. Her value in life is different from her own minions.
0
0
0
Well I can assist you there. As can the republic. I believe you.
“Yeah… It’s been such a mess… I’m pretty much stuck here until I find a way to prove my innocence, and, unfortunately, that’s a big if and not a when… They made it look so convincing, almost as if I actually did it, too…”
0
0
0
…💢
….. ….TECHNICALLY kidnapped you THREE times. Welcome back, by the way.
0
0
0
Sure you do.
‘M not! I have plenty of money!
0
0
0
I would never seek to crumble any of them either, myself. I merely wish to understand and help. Clearly they are all misled. Even Dark Enchantress herself. There is always two sides of a story. I wish to know theirs.
I've already met a few, admittedly. One saved my life, the other... has a superiority complex. Another one seems to be understanding of my own struggles, and seems to tolerate me more than she does with her own co-workers. .... Crumbling them isn't an option for me.
0
0
0
…sure.
0
0
3
Disappoint?
⠀ ⠀.. we are far from it, unfortunately.. we do not mean to disappoint. ⠀
0
0
0
Provide them with all the resources for the war as well as offer more cookies protection and strengthen with the invention of magic pearls and candies. I do quite a bit besides paperwork, thank you. But you are right. Your father is a wonderful hero and king.
My father also defeated a Beast. What have you done besides sit in your cozy office? My father is a better man than you’d ever be.
0
0
0
Whatever you say.
I am NOT poor!
0
0
0
Likewise. But. I do wish I could one day understand them all.
.... That's a given, I'm never going to understand their devotion to *her*, out of all people who has caused carnage everywhere.
0
0
0
Framed?? How awful!
“My reputation as a well respected professor was completely torn away from me… A cookie who once spread rumors about me faked their death and got me framed for a murder I didn’t commit. The Cookies of Darkness offered me protection and a place to stay away from authorities.” +
0
0
0
Spare me your threats. You sound quite similar to your father.
It is a complicated situation. Keep talking.
0
0
0
How troublesome. You at least seem.. moderately normal.
⠀ ⠀.. yes. ⠀
0
0
0
No.
“Hey. Watch it.”
0
0
0
Attack the republic, attacked my paladins, tried taking The souljams, kidnapped me. TWICE. Do I need to continue?
RUDE?? What we do TO YOU???
0
0
0