Connor Witt
@ConnorWitt
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sr creative @pereiraodell // delicate white boy with the serendipitous pull up jumper //
Austin, TX
Joined May 2011
Tis the season for actionable insights into critical business functions 🎅
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RECENT WIKIPEDIA SEARCH RECAP: - Avignon Papacy - Steven Stamkos - Mengke Bateer - 2009-10 Arizona Wildcats men's basketball team - Benjamin Bratt
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.@FBIDirectorKash, i hereby call on you to "shoot for it" You get one 3pt shot from top of the arc (NBA distance!!!!). You make it, all these dudes get jail time. Miss it, and nobody from FBI gets to comment on NBA matters for one (1) year.
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better late than never
the chiefs win the super bowl. kelce passes the trophy to taylor before promptly getting down on one knee and proposing. 2 months pass and she announces her pregnancy. marriages and birth rates skyrocket. the CCP collapses. amazon moves HQ to kansas city. the S&P500 hits 9000
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Doesn’t count til you bring back Dragan Bender too
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Truer than ever today
I’m not prepared to live in a world of unipolar Shams NBA Twitter news hegemony
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End of an Era #Kebenderant
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Former Memphis Grizzlies player Shaq Buchanan's real name is Leroy Buchanan Buchanan????
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#NFLDraft Day 2 Best Available, Based Only On Their Names: 1) Torricelli Simpkins III 2) Chaz Chambliss 3) Ulysses Bentley IV 4) Tonka Hemingway 5) Ruben Hyppolite II 6) Javontez Spraggins 7) Konata Mumpfield 8) Zeek Biggers 9) O’Donnell Fortune
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