Coni L-J
@ConiLJ2
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Aggressively locked out of my previous Twitter account. Attempting to rebuild it to its former self indulgent and bitchy glory. Bear with me...
London
Joined July 2014
Stress is going to engulf me today. I just want to eat ice cream and listen to @taylorswift13 all day. #WishIWasATween #OrTaylorSwift
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...and after. Caribbean girls are the only girls you should carnival with. #nottinghillcarnival… http://t.co/zt19dcIwcX
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Notting Hill Carnival - before the 9 hours of rum drinking began. #nottinghillcarnival #galpals
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Eggs Benedict. Pulled Pork. Those perverts at #BensCanteen must have found my journal of 'Filthy Sexy… http://t.co/o6qHP73DDf
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Now desperately trying to wake the boy up so we can go to @benscanteen - It's 10am & I want some pulled pork, honey. #brunch #Earlsfield
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Everyone can blame @ByronBurger when the actuarial recruitment industry falls to its knees because I'm to sloshed to do anything.
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One burger and three bottles of red later and any chances of a productive afternoon are swiftly slipping away. #boozyfridays #Farringdon
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"Ok, just going to the gym" "Do you want to go to @ByronBurger?" "Yes. Yes I do" My boss refuses to let me be thin. #sabotage
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Ricardo gazed at his wife Emily and regretted ever forfeiting his dental plan in exchange for slightly higher wages. http://t.co/288EhTaazA
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Adoring @i_D's #iDgirl coverage. Some amazing journalism and great content ideas. #ID #girlslikeintellegentwritingtoo
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My love for @MAJORLAZER is unconditional & increases even more as #NottingHillCarnival arrives. #keyplayers #newmix
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As the countdown to Notting Hill Carnival begins, Major Lazer have dropped a brand new remix that is sure to get you in the mood for some Red Stripe induced twerking. ‘Doh Tell Meh Dat’…
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A girls guide to growing up (by somebody with absolutely no experience): http://t.co/eVjICT4uxw
#iDgirl
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@ConiLJ2 @GregFrench1 pleasure to have you both with us :)
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Sexing up my gin intake @TheViaductEC1 with a #Bloom & Plums @GregFrench1 is on #Kronenbourg because he's a heathen. http://t.co/4HEgXNNIKq
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But thank God it looks like a happy ending for Sam and 'Apple'. Enjoy your new life in Wakefield, honey! #myonlinebride #itsnokhosamui
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It would seem I am.... #myonlinebride #rosémakesmeemotionallydefunct
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