Coni L-J Profile
Coni L-J

@ConiLJ2

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Aggressively locked out of my previous Twitter account. Attempting to rebuild it to its former self indulgent and bitchy glory. Bear with me...

London
Joined July 2014
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@ConiLJ2
Coni L-J
11 years
Stress is going to engulf me today. I just want to eat ice cream and listen to @taylorswift13 all day. #WishIWasATween #OrTaylorSwift
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Coni L-J
11 years
Too enthralled in #StarPaws & reminded of the time I snuck a huge Labradoodle into LCF for a photo shoot. Oh fashion school, you were a lol
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@ConiLJ2
Coni L-J
11 years
...and after. Caribbean girls are the only girls you should carnival with. #nottinghillcarnival http://t.co/zt19dcIwcX
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Coni L-J
11 years
Notting Hill Carnival - before the 9 hours of rum drinking began. #nottinghillcarnival #galpals http://t.co/qMM7oKc8Lk
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Coni L-J
11 years
Eggs Benedict. Pulled Pork. Those perverts at #BensCanteen must have found my journal of 'Filthy Sexy… http://t.co/o6qHP73DDf
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Coni L-J
11 years
Now desperately trying to wake the boy up so we can go to @benscanteen - It's 10am & I want some pulled pork, honey. #brunch #Earlsfield
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Coni L-J
11 years
Everyone can blame @ByronBurger when the actuarial recruitment industry falls to its knees because I'm to sloshed to do anything.
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Coni L-J
11 years
One burger and three bottles of red later and any chances of a productive afternoon are swiftly slipping away. #boozyfridays #Farringdon
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Coni L-J
11 years
"Ok, just going to the gym" "Do you want to go to @ByronBurger?" "Yes. Yes I do" My boss refuses to let me be thin. #sabotage
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@WtfRenaissance
wtf renaissance
11 years
Ricardo gazed at his wife Emily and regretted ever forfeiting his dental plan in exchange for slightly higher wages. http://t.co/288EhTaazA
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Coni L-J
11 years
@Declans_House @i_D Declan my love! How goes?
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Coni L-J
11 years
Adoring @i_D's #iDgirl coverage. Some amazing journalism and great content ideas. #ID #girlslikeintellegentwritingtoo
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i-D
11 years
A girls guide to growing up (by somebody with absolutely no experience): http://t.co/eVjICT4uxw #iDgirl http://t.co/8JeRNQgb8I
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@TheViaductEC1
The Viaduct Tavern
11 years
@ConiLJ2 @GregFrench1 pleasure to have you both with us :)
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Coni L-J
11 years
Sexing up my gin intake @TheViaductEC1 with a #Bloom & Plums @GregFrench1 is on #Kronenbourg because he's a heathen. http://t.co/4HEgXNNIKq
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Coni L-J
11 years
But thank God it looks like a happy ending for Sam and 'Apple'. Enjoy your new life in Wakefield, honey! #myonlinebride #itsnokhosamui
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Coni L-J
11 years
It would seem I am.... #myonlinebride #rosémakesmeemotionallydefunct
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