I wonder how Bill Gates is going to spend his first day in control of Margaret Keenan, 90, from Coventry.

Ignore the haters. London is the 🐐

I won’t btw

Not even VP anymore. You’ve got to assume I’ll move on now start tweeting about other things.

Vice Presiduck

Ok. I today have bought home a ten week puppy. He is a Border Collie Cattle X. It’s as simple as this… 100 likes on the Kamallard Harris tweet = you get to see the puppy.

‘Football Dartsmas’ goes all the way to publication but this can’t get off the ground. Honestly I can’t even.

#KamallardHarris🦆

Kamallard Harris. 🦆

Don’t think for a moment I won’t migrate this to Bluesky.

Does anyone have the AI image thing and can do a Kamallard Harris? Maybe a visual representation is needed?

Please.

Hmmm. I feel like this might be a little more difficult now.

So who is everyone voting for today? RT for Donald Duck or if you’re going for Kamallard Harris, smash that retweet button.

Just to recap. A mallard is a type of duck. Donald Trump’s opponent in the election is Kamala Harris. And what I did was create the duckified version of the VP which could also been sold alongside the Donald Ducks.

No no no. It’s perfect as it is. It’s twitter that is wrong.

Maybe if I did KaMALLARD Harris? Would that have helped?

Annoyingly thought of another, not relevant to this tweet, but remembered I’m not tweeting about anything else until this one goes viral.

9 likes up from 5. An improvement sure but I’m looking for a number ending in ‘k’.

I’m not gonna tweet about anything else until this gets the respect it deserves.

I think maybe you’ve all missed the point here. I’ve cleverly inserted the word ‘mallard’ into the Vice President’s first name.