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time to bring back the classic pinned now that i'm back
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hold on, this is the same fucking place from that one clip six years ago
did they actually paint over the steeper steps because of that guy lmfao
Man climbs up railing to avoid using WOKE stairs
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cannot be understated how insane it is that Matthew Lillard was so good as Shaggy in the live action movies that he outright became the regular voice for him in almost all Scooby Doo media from there on out
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these guys are very quickly going to realize that shoes weren't invented because of societal norms lmao
They cut the bottoms of their shoes out to walk barefoot.
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honestly shocked they got Timothy Chalamet to play Willy Wonka instead of the guy who looks exactly like Gene Wilder
Congratulations, Jeremy Allen White, on your
#GoldenGlobes
win for Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series, Drama. 👏
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oh shit it’s on
The Irish government is to begin a legal challenge against the UK government over its decision to offer immunity for Troubles-era crimes
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finding out a lot of modern actors have contract stipulations where they can’t look too dirty or lose too badly on screen was a real eye-opener for me about why they really don’t make battle damage look like it used to in cape flicks
“Battle damage” and his suits a little ashy with no mask on. This is what battle damage is supposed to look like
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how "shorter games with worse graphics" twitter be lookin when SKULL ISLAND: RISE OF KING KONG come at them
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LOOKED STRAIGHT INTO THE ECLIPSE FUCKED UP ON SOME MEMPHIS MOONPIES
SAW GOD STARIN BACK, AND HE BLINKED FIRST
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calculating manipulators having a screeching and crying meltdown the second things stop going to plan is pretty true to life to be honest, I think it’s the greatest way that Light could have gone out
Just a reminder of How Bad Light Yagami Went out 💀
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imagine the four straight years of mockery they could've avoided by just going with the original draft lmfao
Neil Druckmann reveals that Ellie was originally supposed to kill Abby at the end of The Last of Us Part II.
#TLOU2Remastered
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how’d fortnite go from the game everyone hated in 2021-2022 to being the game everyone loved in 2024
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remember when we used to bully people like Jinx off the website for making content like this
what the fuck happened to that energy
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in like five years they’ll have painted the railings, it’ll keep escalating like a Bugs Bunny vs Daffy Duck cartoon
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honestly crazy how JK Simmons' performance as JJJ was so good that he basically became *the* actor for Jonah even after multiple reboots, in TV shows, and even video games
the only other time i can think of this happening was Matthew Lillard as Shaggy in Scooby Doo
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i dont think its batman dying that pisses me off, but the sanctimonious own-the-shampoo-bottles monologue harley spews during the death scene
"causin long term mental and emotional damage to everyone you knew" you are literally harley quinn
you and joker dosed a 5yo on TITAN
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we really gotta come up with a word that’s an equivalent to “gooner” but for drug use
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still believe this tweet is what got the show cancelled btw
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he murdered almost 40 people for making cartoons.
Don't get me wrong, it's not like I feel bad for the guy at all
But it is extremely disheartening to see how many people think the death penalty is a good thing
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it’s a ten year old adaptation of a thirty year old manga, the ship long sailed for that lol
still dont understand how people let jojo's get away with this
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that's your target for today. you have 24 hours. good hunting.
Sometimes linkedin will just buzz on your wrist and show you a guy
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you know I’ve seen probably a literal thousand “you missed the point by idolizing Scott Pilgrim” posts on social media in the past decade and a half, but never a single post, not a one that actually idolizes Scott Pilgrim
I wonder how the men who interpret Scott as this badass incel chick magnet feel seeing him be so fucking moe in the anime
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absolutely insane realizing that their art got worse BECAUSE they went to art school and received terrible “advice” from their teachers
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"they also complimented us on our shoes"
they knew, man. they knew and they didn't want to overtly call you out.
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it’s really not canonicity that matters lol it’s the fact that either way the TV show is setting back all the thematic progressions of the west coast fallout trilogy to keep the franchise locked in a perpetual state of looter-shooterism
Todd Howard confirms that ‘FALLOUT: NEW VEGAS’ is canon to the events of the ‘FALLOUT’ series.
“There might be a little bit of confusion in some places.“
(Source: )
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“akshuly ur the racist one” is usually a lame gotcha, but if you see a word that has mostly been used to refer to cartoon skeletons in recent history and your mind immediately goes to an oldtimey racial slur you got the brain of a 1870s klansman and need to be studied for science
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kinda sucks though that the guys making these video are probably just having a laugh and people either interpret them as being either horrible bigots or Le Sigma Male Messiah
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mocking CWC’s genuine homophobia and racism was like 75% of the reason why Chris originally became such a massive target for trolling
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it’s so fucking hard to be an astarion fan who handles his character with humanity and not like a sexual object (what his whole arc is about btw) when the literal studio in charge of the game ignores said arc and continues to make him into a sexual object.
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“will not draw: mecha” on the comm sheet is a sign of weakness.
one day Apollo shall appear before you in the guise of a man, requesting you draw him an MS-14A Gelgoog for three drachma
when you refuse him you shall be transfigured into the form of a laurel tree forevermore
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capcom on their way to erase all the goodwill they accumulated from DMC5, the RE remakes, and SF6's launch
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kneel cuckmann furiously scrambling to his computer, booting up Microsoft word and throwing together a sloppy TLOU2 rewrite where Ellie dies horribly to “subvert audience expectations”
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every gamer cis man i’ve met only cares about combat and mechanics, which is fine in itself, but when the topic turns to rpgs and other story/character driven games i am fully convinced they skipped through all the dialogue cause none of them ever have anything insightful to add
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baldurs gate 3 fandom rapidly approaching CSM levels of extremely annoying nagposts
*taps mic*
Artists should stop drawing Karlach with a tiny waist, stop trying to feminize her body type and force an hourglass figure onto her, she is jacked and thats ok
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@Saucemanfredo_
I’m gonna level with you here brother I don’t know what the fuck that means
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the ‘characters’ in Maus are real people from Art Spiegelman’s life. them being depicted as mice is a visual metaphor. there’s no ‘coding’ going on, they straight up ARE Jews
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Does anyone know why airlines don’t put ads on the overhead bins?
Feels like a nice revenue opportunity sitting in *plane* sight
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“dead internet theory” is just a cope for people unwilling to accept the lovecraftian realization that the legion of checkmarks in any popular tweet are real, that people who are that vapid and brainless actually exist
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thinking about the socioeconomic factors that drove Cook Cook to sodomize people, burn them alive, and fuck cows
If you're game includes bandits at all, you need to take a serious look at why they're there and what they're doing.
This isn't to say that you can't have bandits, but think carefully about why people would be desperate enough to kill and steal for basic necessities.
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"yeah i sent that pregnant woman to hell, but i dunno man i just felt bad about the person who remorselessly killed my father figure and left my more or less adoptive uncle crippled for life... cycle of violence!"
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i feel like we're forgetting the same exact thing happened with etika, and he ended up jumping off a fucking bridge after everyone pointed and laughed at him instead of recognizing the signs, so forgive me for being hesitant with kanye
I have a friend with bipolar disorder I've known 15 yrs and when he gets manic he stays up really late memorizing song lyrics and every so often he'll call demanding I play him at FIFA immediately but he somehow manages to never hand it to Hitler so idk about this excuse for Ye
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there's been lots of conversations about "diminishing returns" in terms of graphical fidelity, and now that we're at the point where $70 "remasters" constitute slightly changing saturation and brightness in cutscenes, it's pretty clear that game visuals have finally hit that wall
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i don’t know if Tom Holland has a contract like that in particular, and looking at a lot of his non-Marvel roles he probably doesn’t, but it’s definitely affected the industry as a whole and led to them not dirtying up actors anymore
shit used to be so raw
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i really doubt any of the writers for KTJL played the arkham games beforehand, but you'd figure they'd at least do some research and realize "oh, this isn't sympathetic Pseudo-Deadpool Comic Harley, she's a fucking monster in this franchise"
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if you REALLY want to see the “no-lose contracts” in action just put on any recent Fast and Furious movie, it’s absolutely insane
they literally have to make natural disasters happen to stop fights so neither of the actors in the fight “lose”
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quite possibly the first person to actually die from mid
NIGGA DIED WITH OVERWATCH OPEN LMFAOOOOOO
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creating an entire “award” category to essentially bully Bruce Willis (who it later turned out literally has dementia) was pretty fucked up ngl
What’s a performance that was unfairly nominated for a Razzie?
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the term “porn addiction” was co-opted by ex-tumblr pseuds who watch Criminal Minds to jill off to Matthew Gray Gubler and now think they’re Sigmund Freud
you wanna see real addiction, go on r/Gooncaves, there’s the disturbing shit, not guys on twitter who like Yoruichi hentai
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entire 60 hour experience sets up the overarching message of "REVENGE WILL RUIN YOU" and then, when the protag realizes this and decides against murder, she's still left ruined
what kind of wishy-washy bullshit is that? what an absolute nothingburger of thematics
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what really cements it for me is this little dialogue she has during the batman museum tour
SHE DIDN'T REGRET JACK SHIT! her still being in love with joker post mortem was her entire thing in Harley's Revenge and Arkham Knight
where is any of this coming from???
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oh yep
went to IMDB, looked at the credits and literally none of them are listed in a single other Arkham game
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i think Charlie genuinely forgot he already made a video about the New Warriors four years ago
aaaaand the last horse limps over the finish line
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i have legitimately, without any hyperbole, NEVER seen Gumroad used for anything except pornography
i see many bowls of ice soup in Sahil Lavingia’s future
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Not many people know this, but 12 years ago I wrote a children's book. It sat in the vault, unreleased, for over a decade before I commissioned
@hausofdecline
to illustrate it for me. For the first time ever, I present:
You Are Not Special
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gimme a fuckin break man
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as it stands there's really no reason for having her suddenly drop her entire raison d'etre for the past year
she's not rewarded for it, she still ends up alone and permanently disfigured, no better off than if she'd just gone through with it
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crazy thing is this was before the show so you know they were OG comic fans over at PBS ten years ago
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pisses me off when people bring up the "slenderman stabbing" as an example of "fiction affecting reality" as if those two psychopathic little shits weren't knowingly playing up the creepypasta angle to deflect responsibility for plotting to kill their friend
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equating someone to actual monsters Savile and Epstein for liking vocaloid hentai is actually demented
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there was a TON of outrage over the English translation of BOTW back when it came out lol what do you mean
The fact that localization chuds get mad at the most insignificant shit being changed but don't say anything about this kind of shit genuinely pisses me off
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‘SPIDER-MAN 4’ is reportedly described as a “street level Civil War.”
Kate Bishop, Jessica Jones and Echo may appear in the film.
(via
@Cryptic4KQual
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@SchwaymilleVO
yeah he was the showrunner and it only went for 12 more episodes after this tweet
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like
the kind of stuff RCDart drew was never my cup of tea but i can at least recognize their original style was actually pretty good, but after they went to CalArts they ended up drawing Jim Crow caricatures of John Boyega
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imagine if Kevin Conroy saw Batman Begins and was like “shit, this guy’s good. welp, here’s your new Batman” and stepped down so Christian Bale could replace him in Justice League
actually don’t imagine that it’s a terrible dark parallel world
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why does the BBC always say “destroyed” when they report about a dog being put down lmao
do bongs blast pitbulls with some Dr. Evil ass death ray or something?
Bully XL to be destroyed after attacking owner while he was having sex
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@JoeLongBalls
Harley Quinn is basically The Minions for 27 year old burnouts with a BA in English whose best material is saying "student... loans!" the same way Lois Griffin says "9/11"
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>obligatory excessive gore that the original didn’t have
>falls over immediately instead of taking five steps like they explicitly stated would trigger the heart explosion
yeah I’m thinking it’s reddit
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insomniac NYC is so funny
in missions its a utopia where everyone is quirky and shops at anticolonial neuroqueer farmers markets, but literally every 15 minutes ingame there are schizos and cultists with RPGs and AKs who go on rampages that make the Postal Dude look like a punk
it's corny and a little tonedeaf sometimes but insomniac, a california studio, put a lot of hard work into making NYC for Spiderman
when anyone makes a california setting, it's a godforsaken shithole that should be destroyed, or somehow survived its just destruction
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"humanity is worth believing in" was in fact the entire message of OG Eva + EoE lol
I will never watch End of Eva, watching the original NG Evangelion is already enough.
Build however is Anno magnum opus for Evangelion, still and always will the true Evangelion experience
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the darkest, most depraved gooner is probably cackling like a supervillain right now after seeing how meaningless twitter teenagers have made the concept of pornography addiction
can gamers not be fucking porn addicts please this is not how we want the medium to be defined by
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Ken Levine is such a fucking hack oh my lord
he laid off almost every single Irrational employee (~90⬇️15) with the excuse that he wanted to “start fresh” and not just be The Bioshock Studio, and what is his first fucking game after Infinite
BIOSHOCK AGAIN
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YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO UNDERSTANDS WHAT THEMES AND CHARACTERIZATION ARE
EVERYONE WHO HAS READ OR WATCHED SCOTT PILGRIM VERSUS THE WORLD GOT THE MESSAGE THAT SCOTT IS A TERRIBLE PERSON
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there's a time and a place for thinkpieces on capital punishment and it's not going to be martyring the second deadliest mass murderer in modern japanese history
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vividly remember that the last time i saw this one it had a portion where it called porn a Jewish conspiracy which is conveniently missing from here
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>turns around enough that you can see behind the censor bar
>he’s wearing a speedo
FRAUD
Twitch streamer’s wife is not happy with them trying the new meta
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so baffling that such a massive controversy erupted over the most “IMeanItsAlright.mp4” game of the generation
It’s almost time to experience the magic of Hogwarts Legacy on the
#NintendoSwitch
! Digital pre-orders are available now:
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It's even funnier when you realize that this happened because both Vin Diesel and Jason Statham have clauses in their contract that they can't lose fights
They literally had to summon an earthquake to get out of a legal dilemma
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just like jerking off there’s such a thing as doing a little too much pot
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“OG gooner” as if Shuster wasn’t drawing Superman and Lois Lane spanking and whipping each other in the 50s
Life would be so good if Bruce Timm wasn’t the og gooner of the comic industry
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the sad thing about DB Evolution is that it turned a big chunk of the cast into lifelong fans and they started going “oh man we really shouldn’t do this to Dragon Ball” halfway into production
Justin Chatwin, actor of Goku in Dragon Ball Evolution, posted this. Legit really sad.
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it feels great for the same reasons that freeza’s downfall on Namek does
seeing an arrogant bastard who’s always one step ahead get cut down to size is amazingly cathartic
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like it got super out of hand really quickly but the very early stuff was just tricking chris into saying “I’m gay” or leaving sexual comments with a profile picture of a super buff dude
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@Chunkysaus
yeah unfortunately Casey Kasem was on his way out as well
though he held on for a good long while after retiring
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mappa doing everything they can to avoid animating this panel bro I’m crying
‘ATTACK ON TITAN: THE FINAL SEASON PART 3 (PART 2)’ is set to release on November 4.
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didn’t care for the game, but it’s really not a sign of a healthy industry that a massively influential, critically acclaimed work can just become unavailable to play via legal channels without warning
Spec Ops: The Line has been delisted from Steam
still available on Xbox Store and other PC 3rd party stores
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hey adi buddy why are your berserk volumes still in the plastic wrap
New look into the upcoming ‘Devil May Cry’ series featuring series creator Adi Shankar.
Releasing on Netflix in 2024.
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mental disorders are on a spectrum and just because you know a guy with a more mild case doesn't make you an authority on how they work
i must have missed your name in the DSM-5
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you seemed pretty comfortable with profiting off of AI art just a year ago
stop generating AI images. stop sharing them. i don’t understand why any of you are doing this. i don’t understand. don’t you not want to live in a world like that
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i feel like being Bella Swan nearly 20 years ago makes her qualified to recognize content slop when she sees it, rather than it being a self-own
This from the woman who literally played the biggest nondescript, self-insert protagonist ever written in a major novel series.
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there are millions across the history of mankind you could've used as a springboard for discussion instead of a guy who repeatedly, pridefully confessed to his actions
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does the average COD player even know who Cheech and Chong are lmfao
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when done well it's done REALLY well
when done poorly (most of the time) it makes me want to claw my own face off
"humans are actually the real bad guys" is unquestionably the worst trope in media
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you just know this was sprayed in a neighborhood where 911 calls reach world record breaking amounts on the 4th of July
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yeah because he was trying to bring twomad down through proper legal channels and not through vigilante justice or tormenting him into roping its not rocket science lol
yesterday: “twomad was a rapist, pedophile, and an attempted murderer”
today: “you told twomad to kill himself you piece of shit"
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genuinely so much butchered by the team working on the switch Zelda games it’s not even funny
the team seemingly is made up of weird purists who want link to be a self-insert devoid of personality and Ganon to just be flat evil without any sort of motivation
Finding out that the English translation of TotK is the reason why Ganondorf doesn't have a clear motive through me through a loop
In the original Japanese script, Ganondorf believes that the Zonai brought about weaknesses with their rule, using technology to fight
(1/2)
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