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Joe Database

@CommonDBA

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Joe Database

@CommonDBA

2 years

RT @craigmullins: #FF #DBA .@CommonDBA @DBAReactions @DBArgenis @DBABullDog @DBAKevlar @datavail @BrentO @dougbrownDBA @MidnightDBA @StackD….

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Joe Database

@CommonDBA

5 years

Through the eyes of a #DBA everything looks different

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@CommonDBA

5 years

RT @craigmullins: The mantra of the #DBA.Be ready for everything, because eventually everything will happen!.

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@CommonDBA

5 years

RT @db2forz: A User Interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it's not that good. @IDUGDb2. #geek #jokes #Db2 #Db2z.

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Joe Database

@CommonDBA

5 years

RT @craigmullins: Be very cautious when dropping tables! #DBA

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Joe Database

@CommonDBA

5 years

I think this is the job that many IT folks aspire to.

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@CommonDBA

5 years

RT @craigmullins: Don't miss this upcoming @SHAREhq webinar on improving #mainframe #performance and lowering TCO - Noon Central Sep 15, 20….

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Joe Database

@CommonDBA

5 years

What is CRM?.

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@CommonDBA

5 years

How big is your data model?.

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Joe Database

@CommonDBA

5 years

Is your data still siloed?.

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Joe Database

@CommonDBA

5 years

Where do you keep your documentation?.

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Joe Database

@CommonDBA

5 years

RT @craigmullins: f you follow the guidelines in this book your #Db2 DBAs and performance analysts will love you! ..

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5 years

RT @db2forz: Q: What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?.A: “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”. @IDUGDb2. #geek #jok….

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Joe Database

@CommonDBA

5 years

Handy memory aid

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Joe Database

@CommonDBA

5 years

How many Agile Developers does it take to change a lightbulb?. It isn't just the lightbulb that needs changing, all the wiring must be redone.

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Joe Database

@CommonDBA

5 years

Hello. read the mug before proceeding.

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5 years

When you wait too long to call the #DBA for help.

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@CommonDBA

5 years

Why most DBAs do not talk about what they do outside of work.

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RT @VladoBotsvadze: We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them. —Albert Einstein #quote https://t.co/….

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