⚡️Melrose⚡️
@ComicMelrose
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disabled comedian, enabled jokes
somewhere in hell
Joined July 2025
When Cocky fighters get knocked out.
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Originally scheduled as a featherweight bout, Brian Ortega and Aljamain Sterling's bout will now be contested at a catchweight of 153 pounds. They both hit the scale at 153 pounds. #UFCShanghai
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We cannot allow this to happen in America ever. 🇺🇸.
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It’s 2:34 am and I recommend getting a light up dog collar on Amazon.
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I don’t like people who make fun of disabled people. Melrose.
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Why do some people have massive gaps in their beard? Is this a lack of vitamins.
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Chat, is this the worst joke ever written about hyperacusis? I don’t think I could top this with effort.
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If you need drugs in the morning it just means you didn’t get enough drugs the night before.
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Best part. He didn’t even work that day.
Kentucky Coal Miner, covered in dust, takes his son to a College Basketball game after his shift
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The sins of the father feels weird when my father is still alive actively committing sins.
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“Honor thy father and mother” hits different when your dad hits you.
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