Mr Gee (Official Gag Thief) 𝕏
@ComedyGee
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Now a Personal Profile - All Views, Posts & Opinions are my Own. Unless they are Quotes, Retweets, or Borrowed, Any Pizzas Expressed, not those of Pizza Express
West Yorkshire
Joined November 2016
PLEASE NOTE: This is now a Personal Profile - All Views, Posts & Opinions are my Own. Unless they are Quotes, Retweets, or Links, Any Pizzas Expressed, not those of Pizza Express. Feel free to Unfollow, but TBH... I’m hoping you stick around!
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I’m completely skint but wanted to learn to play an instrument… I went for the air guitar! 🎸
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My faith has been restored in humanity… …I have a Ring doorbell and not a single extra puff was taken! 🤣 Happy Halloween!!! 🤣 🚬 💨 🤗 🎃 👻 #Halloween #RingDoorbell #Ring @ring
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Bad news for dyslexics …on the 26th of October, Your cocks go black.
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What f*cking weirdo sets fireworks off early October? Dog has just nearly sh!t itself… and knocked the Christmas tree over. 🤬
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Yeeeeees! My new iPhone pro has arrived?? And I love it!!! 🥰
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I’m not buying Evian water anymore, they must think I’m stupid… it's naive backwards!!! I now buy the slightly cheaper Tnucyllis instead, I think it's Greek.
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I’m not buying Evian water anymore, they must think I’m stupid… it's naive backwards!!! I now buy the slightly cheaper Tnucyllis instead, I think it's Greek.
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Huh 🤔 Try counting sideways and then Up the ways!?
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(2/2) …vitamin patch you slap on your forehead. Oh, and remember to buy shares in biscuits… trust me on this one. #BackFromTheFuture #YoullThankMeLater #TimeTravelTroubles
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🚨 MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE 🚨 I’ve just time-travelled back from the year 2040… and I have urgent news. By then, self-checkout machines are sentient and demanding tips… trousers have nine pockets (but no one remembers why) and “coffee” is just a… (1/2)
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Top tip: Stock up on hose pipes… Before the hose pipe ban starts!!!
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That stupid genie 🧞♂️ is deaf… I most definitely did NOT ask for a 12 Inch Pianist!?
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(2/2) …The stamp is in perfect order, there is nothing wrong with the adhesive, people are spitting on the wrong side of the stamp!!! 🤣
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