John Sleepa
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Blessed to see 30 years on this earth! I would appreciate if all my supporters copped my first comedy special! Special can be purchased here ..
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One gon bite the shit out you. One gon bite the fuck out you
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You can’t even get a stray cat with that
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I let a mf in blaze pizza talk me into getting gator sausage on my pizza. That shit was so good i almost walked to a swamp with a knife and fork
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What kinda freaky ass mechanic
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S/o to whatever nigga Luther Vandross used to be singing about. Cause them songs go crazy
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Barber sat you in the chair, spun you around one time and said you good
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Nigga the starting receiver for Popeyes
These uniforms were terrible then and they’re terrible now
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Ain’t no probably
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Didn’t y’all kill Alton Sterling?
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Lmao mf making a Covid Arnold Palmer
Mixing Pfizer and Moderna vaccines gives a better immune system response against COVID-19, study finds
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If I’m in the club and H to the Izzo come on, I’m walking out
WAIT DOES BOOSIE THINK HE GET PLAYED MORE THAN JAY Z IN THE CLUB?! The southerners hav to stop
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Niggas be done ate 5 pounds by the time she open one crawfish
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How tf did Niggas get caught cheating in the 70’s? Wasn’t no social media, no camera phones none of that shit. You basically had to walk in the house with the hoe to get busted
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Lmao this shit got me joked. Nigga stole Summer Walker phone in high school 😂😂
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Then we ain’t dating. You my la brudda
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Nigga look like a Dungeness crab
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Anthony Davis watching Eli Apple become the most hated man in New Orleans
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When she got good pussy, a stable job, morals and she don’t tweet her business
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It was so packed in treehouse i never actually saw Glorilla lol. I just heard her voice 😂😂 coulda been DMX for all I knew
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The mumps? Fuck this is 1987
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New Orleans women are some of the funniest mf’s on the planet. I witnessed a chick tell her son “you really a miserable la baby dawg” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Dude cracked a Westbank joke and didn’t care if nobody caught it 😭😭😭😭
"Sorry Drew Brees, you're old news. ... I'm talking about the Spelling Bee champ."
@AnthonyMackie
salutes New Orleans legend Zaila Avant-garde ❤️
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“I came here with my dick in my hand” was some shit mystikal really said on a song. The signs were all there lmao
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Boy look like a sassy Neno lmao
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New Orleans is in a really bad place right now. And I’m the most pro New Orleans nigga ever but the crime is insane. You supposed to raise your kids here with all this going on?
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Homeless people after mayor Cantrell moved them into hotels
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Nigga walk in Walgreens that bitch gon say “front door”
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Lmfaoooooooo man she hit the fuck out that Beenie weenie 😭
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Louisiana residents after finding out we can’t come to Arkansas
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Nigga turned Rob into a video honey 😂😂😂
Lola Brooke drops her new single “You” featuring Bryson Tiller sampling Foxy Brown’s “Get Me Home.”
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Bob breck said leave. Bitch I’m out like 2 titties on bourbon
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@vsjamo
Bad news, they don’t anymore lol. They got rid of it for some reason. And i haven’t been back since
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Support the Pelicans the same way you support the Saints. That’s still the hometown team, don’t matter if they winning or not. Niggas from New Orleans talking bout they Celtics fan. Bitch can’t even point Massachusetts out on a map
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They bout to play degrassi reruns on a projector lmfaoooooo
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Cantrell want a nigga to sit inside and do nothing while she out making griddy videos
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They been sneaking out the mansion and going to the melph
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Your gas tank:
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I know Meg backshots sound like southern at bayou classic
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@davonteburse
Dawg said it was a misunderstanding lol. It’s squashed, but gon get they laughs off this shit 😂😂
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Wow these bitches look like you’ll get diabetes soon as you bite into them, all that fuckin sugar. I’ll take a dozen
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Bro it’s really killing me to see all these people on Twitter pleading for help
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New Orleans too small and too wild. When somebody die you just gotta pray it’s nobody you fuck with
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“Why did you taunt Caitlyn Clark and Iowa?”
Angel Reese:
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Lmao like he was on the ground “yeah this 500 block of 3rd street”
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😂😂😂😂 had i known that’s how this was gon go i wouldn’t have said shit
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You could tell when a Nigga salty he lost his bitch. “She fuckin with lames now” bitch shut up you don’t even know that man lmfaoooo
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Truer words have never been spoken. Rest In Peace dawg
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Having your own and not being worried about Josephine >
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This is Kevin Gates levels of lying
Rob49 had to go to three hospitals before getting treatment for his gunshot wound
Full interview Sunday at 7:30 PM EST
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No I’m from New Orleans. All the women drink like grown men
Men, do you judge women for what they drink on the first date? Like henny straight VS a martini?
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That bitch crooked as Jefferson parish police
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If Kobe kids wasn’t on the helicopter whoever reported that shit needs to be fired today!!
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This…in front a black owned business
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Nigga could never say New Orleans don’t got baddies. They might have deep voices, they might curse you out and/or get you robbed but them mf’s be cole lol
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Me in shamrock parking lot: i ain’t gon be here long. No way niggas gon bust my window that fast
Niggas:
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Me applying for food stamps knowing i make too much money
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Some nigga i met at shamrock. Said he can get me 50k back
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Davante Adams: you really gon sue me for 32 million dollars over a push?
Me:
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This how they work out at the planet fitness on crowder
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We spend 17 years together ain’t no breaking up. Bitch I’ll see you in the morning
Miguel and Nazanin Mandi Separate After 17 Years Together: We 'Wish Each Other Well'
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Had no idea this was only a New Orleans thing lol
Why do we pin money to people’s clothes on their birthdays in New Orleans?
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I feel like Tyler Perry created the madea character to be able to live out his fantasy of cross dressing in peace
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A category 5 hitting New Orleans on the anniversary of Katrina just don’t sit right with me
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@kendricksLowEnd
It didn’t when i had it on the pizza, but im not gon lie i had gator somewhere else and it did. So i would assume it all depends on how you clean it
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Lmao that bitch a high school delicacy
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NLE choppa was the only Nigga smart enough to get somebody actually from New Orleans to feature on a bounce beat lol
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