‘The Comedian’ Allen Chaney
@ComedianAllenC
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The Fountain City’s Furious Funny Fat Fuck. Married to cheese stick thief @djinniethejinx
Kansas
Joined December 2011
‘The Comedian’ Allen Chaney Universal bio/Application https://t.co/ZQMva4SDqU
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PERSONAL STATS. NAME: Allen Chaney AGE & BIRTHDATE: 34, September 30th 1987 HEIGHT: 6'4" WEIGHT: 315 LBS. HOMETOWN: Kansas City, MO PICTURE BASE: Kevin Steen/Owens PROFESSIONAL STATS. PERFORMER NAME:...
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Well, time to get ready for work where I get called an unfunny fat fuckup whose World Championship win never mattered by 90% of my coworkers and sometimes people attempt vehicular homicide on me.
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Pussy. No-Balls.
The official replay of both Night One of Night of the Immortals is available for Imperium’s biggest premium live event of 2025! Witness the matches, the championships and milestones captured especially with the new Men’s World Champion, Caleb Cannin! https://t.co/ssk3jyuK9u
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Is this you attempting a pickup line?
Not to brag but I can eat a Popeyes biscuit dry without a drink.
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If I can be serious for a moment…
The final four for the World Title team with their semi finals opponents. American Titan and @ComedianAllenC make their debuts and new Impulse Champion @KingYorkJ2Y opens the show in a non-title match. We're picking up steam heading to our first PPV. https://t.co/6uThHIwD9x
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Hm
In one week, HVW presents our debut episode of Surge. Who will get a bye straight to the finals of the Velocity title tournament? We've heard from @Mistress__Dread and @MRavenK1 already. Be sure to visit https://t.co/PrjTmL730b to hear what they had to say.
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Seasoned vets. Hecklers. Open mic’ers. Line the fuck up for a shot at The Fountain City Funnyman.
After a successful world title defense at Danger Zone, @ComedianAllenC has proven against all odds that he is a fighting Men’s World Champion. Who will be the one to step up and challenge him for the biggest prize in the men’s division? Could it be you?
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I want everyone in @iwf2013 to take a real close look at what I was willing to do to someone I consider a good friend to keep the World Championship. Now imagine what I’d do to you. Any open mic’ers or hecklers ready to step up?
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‘Anger, Hope, and a Damn Fine Cup of Coffee’ for @iwf2013
https://t.co/DDS5B2mXIJ
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‘THE COMEDIAN' 'THE FOUNTAIN CITY FUNNYMAN'
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//Okay. Writing a 4K after a neat little reminder that I’m actually dog shit at this. Coffee is brewed. Let’s do this.
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Why are you like this?
The debate about whether Goofy is a dog/canine or not would instantly be settled if we got official art of his penis. If he had one of those lipstick tube penises we would know for sure. #DisneyShowUsGoofysErectPenis
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I’m not particularly worried about an adult goth kid who clearly watches a lot of Andrew Tate. But if you want my attention, sugar? Sure, I got time. 😘 @kingcoreyblack
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Trying to figure out how to celebrate becoming world champion again and then it hit me.
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Heard any good jokes lately? The Comedian. The Fountain City Funnyman. The Man After Midnight (yes, @VhodkaBlack I used the song). And (though it’s been a while) once again, the motherfucking world champion. https://t.co/WKvJrbDjhL
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HOLIDAY HAVOC
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‘One Angry Linebacker and 200 Mediocre Quarterbacks’ for the @iwf2013 Men’s World Championship. https://t.co/prMIQlXSau
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The following is a blog post for the ‘K.C.AF’ Blog, a regionally popular and often humorous blog featuring posts from local celebrities.
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My toxic trait is that whenever an opponent gets all up in my face I'm more than a little disappointed we don't end up kissing.
My toxic trait is, whenever I see people getting into each other’s faces, I always expect them to kiss. Every time.
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