Colonel Mbabu
@ColonelMbabu
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Right, @realDonaldTrump fancy flying over here and putting Starmer in front of a firing squad? Cheers.
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The next managers first job must be recalling Sokler, followed by tying down Polvara, before mooning the red shed.
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Venezuelan girl to Western leftists: “If you haven’t lived under a dictatorship for 30 years, shut your mouth! Let us be happy. It’s not like the US is doing anything bad to us. So shut up. We know how bad things are. We get it. So be quiet. Thanks.” https://t.co/Zj6045RzFz
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“Girls were forced to prostitute themselves in prison just to get food—to get a piece of bread...and where were all of you, liberals? You said nothing! You did nothing!…do not tell Venezuelans how to feel about being freed from a dictatorship.”
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Try and justify Thelin staying tonight. This is far beyond repair now.
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Keskinen/Karlsson either side of him. Polvara/Palaversa/Clarkson behind him, let him flourish. So simple. Keep Armstrong/Shinnie/Nielsen in the stands.
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@bojanmiovskii @RangersFC @petar_tomovski Here only for the comments 🍿🍿 #abergers As one of my dear AFC supporting pals said to me this morning, once the Onion Bores turn on you, you'll melt quicker than an Aero in a microwave! 🤣
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Amen.
This man is free to speak to other clubs in 4 weeks… surely this must be a priority for the penguin whisperer! Get it done!
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Dmitar Mitov is an absolute disgrace, and as I pointed out donkeys ago, a reincarnation of Jamie Langfield.
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Fat John is staying in a 5 star hotel and walking about the west end of London, saying how great and safe it is 🤣 Not like anyone wants to rape you, is it John? Fat gimp
Another wonderful trip to London , whatever you hear or are told it is a wonderful city. Don’t believe everything bad you are told. London is great. Bosh.
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Lmaooo. Trump gave the President of Syria a bottle of Trump cologne earlier this week when he visited the White House. “The other one is for your wife. How many wives?” “One.” “With you guys, I never know.” 🤣 https://t.co/3mUqwCIxva
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Doves need to be in the top 10. Stone roses need elevated also.
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Someone opened their invite to Navid’s daughter’s wedding
Jamille Matt shows his experience in front of goal to give @WFCOfficial their third 🥶 📺 Watch live on @BBCMOTD, @footballontnt and @discoveryplusUK
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Tremendous start to the day.
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Fucking insane shite like this and Halal are even things. Wise up humanity.
This alone makes him candidate for one of our most humanitarian heroes in government.
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No idea how you managed to contemplate this and stop moaning about the ref, the wife, the players, the grass, the bovrils, the temperature, the smell of the boy sitting next to you, the lottery, the 15:32 at Kempton, your work, anything you torn faced moaning shower of arseholes.
@HeartsGoals As a St Mirren fan, this was incredibly difficult not to sing along with 😂😂
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A photographer in southern Spain captured what is believed to be the first white Iberian lynx. An extremely rare and almost mythical big cat that nearly went extinct 20 years ago, when fewer than 100 remained
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