Yes I’m bored, but I’m not bored enough to start my assignments. See my problem

Uber eats be like: Food: $8.99 Delivery fee: $3.99 Total: $72.85

They honestly should just give everybody As and call it a year

Why do people ask “how was class?” like class was class. I’d rather be sipping a glass of champagne by a pool in Greece, but here I am.

I am THIS close to calling this whole “college” thing quits and finding a 55 year old man that will cherish me and ravish me with gifts

Me trying to pull through and get this degree

Day 51 of my 30 min study break

me: “ok this weekend I’m going to get my life together” me all weekend:

Rate my professor: attendance is mandatory and make sure to read the textbook Me: tbh this class sounds super hard. I don’t think I can do it

Juniors and seniors telling freshmen how they have to take advantage of their youth

“I’m gonna go home and read the last five chapters, do the online hw, and then make flash cards”

8am in college, 8am in high school and 8am for work all hit you completely different.

guy: are you mad about something? don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it me: I just think it’s funny how

Me trying to stop myself from having another mental breakdown

tomorrow’s really Monday again huh

Me accepting the fact that I didn’t crack a textbook open all weekend and now I’m screwed

Do u ever just have so much to do that u just...

The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is why I still procrastinate

“You had all weekend to prepare for this test”

Can someone please lmk how some college kids are traveling the world and I'm having to check my bank account to see if I have $4 for Starbucks???