Colin the Crypto Ocelot
@Colinthecrypto1
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Freelance writer and award winning blogger. Top Writer on @Medium for Comedy, Crypto, Humor, Music, Satire and Sport. Great legs, terrible hands, average face
Joined January 2019
Thinking about writing a book with some of the “less positive” feedback I’ve received over the years #amwriting #WritingCommunity
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If you are interested in our services at: 🌴🪨 https://t.co/8AKzwpuWK1 🌴🪨🏛️ https://t.co/TLhl5YDJ4Q 🐕🏛️ CQ Capital (real name not disclosed yet, we’re using this name to reference the tokenized multi strategy crypto fund that we’re working on)… THEN BLAST MY DM 🤝
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Me, admiring my sound investments
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What in the fucking fuck did you fucks all do to the fucking market? Not even 6 days! I was gone for less than 6 fucking days! Why the fuck am I so poor? What in the actual….?
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Them - uncle Colin, is it true that you used to play rugby? Me - yes fellas I did Them - got any advice? Me - untie the fly half’s shoelaces every opportunity you get. It really irritates them Them - no, advice about passing or kicking or something Me - what?
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We’re off to visit some friends today who’s kids I haven’t seen since before lockdown The boys are both teenagers now - which means I can dispense some of my famous life advice
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Me and the boys going as crypto influencers for Halloween
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Me and the boys, all set to go out trick or treating circa 1985
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Sad news My horrible bitch of a neighbour is away all week so didn’t get to see the pumpkin I made specially for her Might leave it out for a few more days, just in case
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My paid group leader, celebrating Uptober with the boys
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My great friend @ICOffenderII is here again for dinner and tonight we’re having something presidential
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Dropped his lead I am offering up to 10 XRP to whoever spots it first
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When I make it in crypto I won’t tell anyone But there will be signs
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