John W. Rich (Wealthy)
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Chairman of the Board at Yahoo! and AOL | Wealthiest man in the world on a divorce-adjusted basis | PARODY
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BREAKING: Thousands of gallons of toxic waste just spilled into the Chicago River.
This is a massive crisis and the mainstream media is dead silent on it.
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Congratulations to the IRS on winning the $846.3 million Mega Millions Jackpot!
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I hate when people at coffee shops don't immediately recognize me as a 6/7 figure entrepreneur
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Elon Musk weighing in on Russia/Ukraine since he is an expert in failed takeover attempts
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Elon Musk spent 1% of his net worth to buy 9% of Twitter
I spent 1% of my net worth on a Taco Bell value meal
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Nobody will remember:
- Your salary
- Your fancy title
- How ‘busy’ you were
- How stressed you were
- How many hours you worked
People will remember:
- How many Twitter followers you had
- How often you tweeted
- How many arguments you won on Twitter
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Uber has no cars
Airbnb has no real estate
Evergrande has no money
This is the new economy
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How King Charles built his net worth from 0 to $800 million:
1. Was born
2. Made all taxes against him illegal
Truly an inspiring success story
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I mortgaged my house to buy Bitcoin at $64k
Luckily my mortgage company specializes in Bitcoin-backed mortgages and just went out of business
Free house
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This is what 3% gains over a 12 year bull market does to someone
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The tenant living in my Metaverse house disconnected their crypto wallet and refuses to pay rent
What are my legal options?
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This man has predicted 29 of the last 3 crashes
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2 Russians have destroyed my portfolio over the last month
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A bottle of water can be $0.50 at a supermarket. $2 at the gym. $3 at the movies and $5,000 when I'm selling it to someone who's on fire
Same water. Only thing that changed its value was the place..So the next time you feel your worth is nothing, maybe you’re at the wrong place
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1 year ago today, you could've bought Tesla at $89. Instead, you bought 264 rolls of toilet paper and 50 bottles of bleach.
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What if normal people's new jobs were announced like sports contracts?
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Historic: Uber becomes the world's first unprofitable drug dealer
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If Elon Musk buys Twitter, I'm moving back to MySpace
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Me trying to offload $5.6 billion in Shiba Coin to Deutsche Bank
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Elon Musk has successfully taken over Twitter as every single tweet is now about him
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Mark Zuckerberg has lost $71,000,000,000 this year
Meanwhile, the average American will make well over $40,000
Time for this inequality to stop
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Tesla has made over $2 billion on is Bitcoin holdings. But if Elon had bought Dogecoin instead, they would have made over $60 billion by now.
I think Elon Musk has lost his edge.
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My son just asked me, "dad, why does society value money and profits over happiness? Shouldn't we pursue joy over worrying endlessly about our investments?"
He is 31, and just lost $2.5 million of my money on Tesla calls
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Elon Musk: "I will NOT pay $44 billion for your company! It's defective, and I demand a discount NOW!"
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"Not one woman has recognized me as a 6/7 fig/month entrepreneur. What a waste of a night"
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Bitcoin crashed $9,000 in 2 hours, but Dogecoin only fell $0.02 during that time. It's obvious which one is more stable.
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"I'd like to speak to the manager of Twitter about some issues with your platform. I own 9.2% of the company"
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How bad is the banking crisis?
This is the Omaha airport this morning.
Each one is the private jet of a bank CEO looking to get bought out by Warren Buffett.
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Elon Musk should tweet about unemployment numbers so that they plummet
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Cathie Wood has a $600,000 price target for Bitcoin
Here’s the advanced research tool she used to conduct her analysis
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Just traded my 2,200 Bitcoins for 3 pieces of lumber. Own real assets.
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My daughter just landed a job with Tesla! Elon Musk personally interviewd her and said she did amazing.
So proud of her!!
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Here are my price predictions for 2028:
Bitcoin $750,000
Tesla $25,000
Doge $250
Twitter $3
Ethereum $15,000
Apple $10,000
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My unemployed nephew is looking for an internship in tech. He has dabbled in AI and startups. Young kid who's really eager to leave his mark.
Any leads appreciated
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Bill Gates is playing with fire by shorting Tesla.
Is Tesla stock goes to $265,320 per share (very possible), then his entire Microsoft fortune will be gone.
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The IRS no longer cares if you own any NFTs or crypto
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Tesla made $180 million in Bitcoin profit today. This is why they are the greatest car manufacturer ever.
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If inflation is only 2.6%, explain why the price of Arizona Iced Tea went up 30.3%
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Elon Musk might turn Twitter's office into a homeless shelter
Either way, the building will have visitors that look like this:
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Bitcoin tanking. Really glad I didn't buy this junk at $100 back in 2012.
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The metaverse once Ethereum goes below $1,000
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Bought $GME at $470 a while back and sold for a loss at $40. I'm back in at $173, let's do this!!
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At the start of the year, my goal was to make $250,000 day trading
With about 10 days left, I only need to make $5,250,000 to hit my goal
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Live look at the Credit Suisse risk management team
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Has Vladimir Putin considered how all of this is affecting my portfolio?
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Stop complaining about big cities being too expensive
You can rent this 3 bedroom apartment in Grand Rapids, Michigan for just $375 a month
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If your CEO has this fridge, your company will survive the recession
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Perks of working at Tesla:
-Competitive salary
-Full benefits
-Sex with Elon Musk
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Chamath should SPAC the Chinese government so that it collapses
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If you want to get rich, buy oceanside property over the next 10 years:
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Ukraine just needs to record ownership of the country on the Blockchain so that Putin can't steal it
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3 months ago, you could've bought Doge for $0.008 and retired today.
Instead, you bought Gamestop at $480, panic sold for a 50% loss and cried about the suits
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Just paid for an Airbnb with Ethereum. Only $129 a night, plus $400 for the cleaning fee and $320 for the gas fee.
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I bought:
-Bitcoin at $64K
-Ethereum at $4,700
-Picture of woman at $6,400
-Doge at $0.69
I've lost so much money. What am I doing wrong?
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Turns out, crypto was a hedge against being rich
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I invested in DocuSign calls, lost everything, and my lawyer just sent over the bankruptcy documents via DocuSign.
Neat little "full circle" moment!
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A $2 investment in a Powerball ticket could yield $1,900,000,000.
That's a 94,999,999,990% return.
Only a fool would pass on this kind of investment.
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My son is 8 years old and has $325 saved up. What can he invest that money in now to retire comfortably by 11?
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Last year, I put my entire son's college fund in Ethereum
I purchased YouTube Premium with the remaining funds so he can just learn everything online
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If FTX used a Big 4 Accounting Firm instead of Quickbooks, they could have kept the fraud going for a few extra years
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Evergrande just added Bitcoin to its balance sheet and fixed everything
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Reading a book is basically admitting you don't know the topic. Never show weakness.
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The networking event at NFT NYC is going well!
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I panic sold GameStop at $140 to buy Bitcoin at $60,000 earlier this month.
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Uber owns no cars
Airbnb owns no hotels
Facebook owns no websites
This is the new economy
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Had so much fun at the Berkshire Hathaway annual shareholder meeting!
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Incredible personal finance tip: Have a rich family
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Direct deposit: $1,400
Me at the New York Stock Exchange: Bring me Goldman's sack
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Inflation may be high, but at least you can take advantage of generous interest rates from banks
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"If you keep your money in a bank, you're losing 6% a year to inflation" -Guy who lost 45% this year trying to day trade
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If you can't afford a 7% mortgage rate, just buy a house with cash
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Told my mortgage broker I'm taking out a loan to buy a home, but I'm actually buying Bitcoin.
It's technically not mortgage fraud because Bitcoin will shelter us from the coming storm. Few understand this.
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As an expert on the Chinese real estate market (I first heard of Evergrande 3 days ago), I can tell you the situation is very bad.
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Now that actual tech billionaires tweet like this, my account serves no purpose.
I'm deleting my account and moving to LinkedIn.
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BREAKING: British Pound having worst trading day since July 4, 1776
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Elon Musk is now worth about $300 billion.
Sadly, with high inflation and low yields, this isn't even enough to retire these days.
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Consultants are flexing their work benefits on TikTok again.
Sell everything.
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Exactly one year ago I flew to Miami to meet a lady I met off twitter. We got engaged 12 hours after meeting, married after 12 days total together in person, now she's divorcing me and taking half my fortune.
Crazy what can happen in a year.
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What other assets classes have a group of people that tweet out every 2% incremental move?
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Elon Musk will diamond hand Dogecoin forever but sell $26 billion in Tesla stock based on a Twitter poll
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In 2008, I lost my house
In 2022, I lost my metaverse house
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Meeting with my business coaches for lunch
Can't believe I get access to their knowledge for just $1,250 an hour
Today they're teaching me how to adopt a millionaire mindset
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Tech exec discovers the concept of "manual labor"
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Several young tech guys just solved pregnancy. You're welcome, women.
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2020: Lost my smell
2021: Lost my wife
2022: Lost my money
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