COFFΞΞ-GOAT
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Vibing with crypto chads, and eyeing viral memes! Will do anything for freshly roasted coffee beans 🫘
Joined December 2010
I’m on @buymeacoffee. If you like my work, you can buy me a coffee and share your thoughts 🎉☕
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For me it’s all about the fresh beans 🫘 Been in Web3 several years, grinding and supporting where I can 🙏
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Volatility usually marks where the real levels are. $NOBODY | @nobodysausage printed a sharp expansion toward ~0.0076, then settled into a tighter range with volume cooling. Often a sign of post-impulse consolidation rather than immediate trend failure. Price is now
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oil price surging, gold ripping, global tensions rising, cost of living all time high… Me painting my first house:
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Crypto talks a lot about transparency. But try running a real business with fully transparent payroll and see how that goes. Every salary. Every bonus. Every vendor payment. Public and searchable forever. That doesn’t work in the real world. @SilentSwap was built to fix that.
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while you were $afk, some whales aped in for almost 4%. can you guess who they are? 👀
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@Architectmask Smart money holders for $NOBODY: Whale Groups: NOBODY ($1.62M), FARTCOIN ($98.39K), USELESS ($95.48K) + 17 more
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my friends texting me asking how crypto is doing every couple hours:
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$NOBODY just shook out weak hands and slid back into a fat demand zone. Clean range rotation, impulsive leg up, then a textbook retrace to reset momentum. This is how continuation structures are built, not how tops are formed. Narrative still slaps. Everybody chasing noise
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@solana_devs I called it before we had the demo...Another well deserved 🏆 in the case for @SilentSwap We are well on our way to becoming one of the top leaders in the #privacy industry on EVERY chain!! #SwapSilently
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@nobodysausage at least you have impeccable hair
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When the homies in the TG group send a banger ticker
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@nobodysausage blindbox update! Production has started and it’ll be at your doorstep soon. Only way to purchase them is through Collectorcrypt filter category and find Nobody Sausage. Each box has a NFC chip that tracks your loyalty. You will be rewarded over time. 👉SOL dipped
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