Some day I would like to prove this, it will never just be a hot beverage... coffee is all about people.

Seeing Sir Alex like this in a derby is pure ecstasy 😭❤️

sorry i can't come in to work today im scared

The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off so you don't have to listen to such an unbearable noise

why do you want to know me what will you do with the evidence

I’ve been brave this year. Really, really brave.

There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the cancelled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?

If I send you this just know that our beef is gonna be forever

Auditors be like: We’re not here to catch you, we just want to understand your process. Then they proceed to catch you.

I actually love how South Africans get excited for December 🤣 every year, without fail

Trying to decide what my Christmas gift to myself should be

I wish redbull wasn’t an energy drink because it’s so delicious

Knighted by King Charles III at Buckingham Palace 🏅 Introducing, *Sir David Beckham* 👏

“It’s not about the Caffeine It’s about how we start the day Coffee people just get it”

there has been a british voice in my head saying “bit sad innit” for the past few weeks.

i like myself. a lot.

under my regime, you WILL look after your body🥲👍🏽

I need a job with a salary that’ll shock me every month.🤞🏽😞

Best part about living alone is coming home and having your own concert 😌

When Squidward lost his job and had to stay with Spongebob and he tried to tell Spongebob the TV didn't work n Spongebob said THAT'S TWO THINGS THAT DON'T WORK 😭😭😭😭

HAVING AN EMPTY LAUNDRY BASKET IS THE BEST FIVE SECONDS OF THE WEEK.