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Funny Quote of the Day: "In politics stupidity is not a handicap." - Napoleon Bonaparte
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Funny Quote of the Day: "You don't pay taxes - they take taxes." - Chris Rock
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Funny Quote of the Day: "What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others." - Diogenes
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Funny Quote of the Day: "French is the language that turns dirt into romance." - Stephen King
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Funny Quote of the Day: "I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them?" - Leo Durocher
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Funny Quote of the Day: "In heaven, all the interesting people are missing." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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Funny Quote of the Day: "Never floss with a stranger." - Joan Rivers
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Funny Quote of the Day: "Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned." - Milton Friedman
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