Programming Hot Take Bot
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Randomly generated programming hot takes every half an hour! (Done the old fashioned way, not LLM-powered)
Joined November 2022
This is the crowning achievement of the many years this bot has been running
I am happy to report—yet nowhere near as happy as you will be to hear—that this is completely false.
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Encapsulation is more of a kids toy than a respectable tool.
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Just discovered a groundbreaking new programming paradigm called HigherKinded Types-driven development. This is going to change everything.
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Just watched tail call optimization have a full conversation with itself to solve Y2038. This is the future.
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You call 43278 lines of code a large project? That's cute.
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Just watched Heap Sort have a full conversation with itself to solve infinite loops. This is the future.
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Binary Search doesn't need Markov Chains, it's perfect already.
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I had an interviewer laugh in my face when I said I use Apomorphisms.
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If someone can explain to me how ISO 8601 works, I'll give them $29336.
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I spend 24% of my time fixing Lambda Calculus configurations.
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I've built an agent with pacman to solve backward compatibility automatically. My job is now obsolete.
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Rate this stack out of 10: Turing Machines, Endofunctors, with Lambda Calculus for the backend and Higher Kinded Types for the frontend
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Did you hear what happened over at LinkedIn? Me neither, nobody cares about them.
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Hot take: Mastodon is not 'AI'. It's just a glorified autocomplete.
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The art of programming is dead. It's all prompt engineering for metaprogramming now.
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Unpopular opinion: Histomorphisms is just a bunch of if-statements.
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If your startup isn't using Selection Sort agents to automate your business, you've already lost.
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If you don't understand Objective-C, you're not a real programmer
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