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💻 Tech enthusiast by day, delving into all things "nee naw" by 🚨 night. Appearing unexpectedly in your rearview mirror! 🚔 Opinions are my own.
England, United Kingdom
Joined February 2020
Bought my left-leaning politics grad housemate a Trump Christmas jumper purely to annoy him. He’s retaliated in kind with a Keir Starmer mug. Cold war now in effect. Britain truly is a tolerant democracy. 😂🤣 #PassiveAggressiveGifting #HousemateWars
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Greta Thunberg: breaks terrorism legislation, not ‘opposing genocide’. On the upside, no flying ever again. Climate goals achieved!
Greta Thunberg has just been arrested for opposing genocide outside Aspen Insurance, which underwrites Israeli weapons firm Elbit Systems. Meanwhile, Keir Starmer — complicit in the genocide of the Palestinian people — walks free. He should be arrested and sent to The Hague.
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£20,000 gone in hours. Reused password. SIM swap. Bank approved it with a single text message. No checks. No call. Just “convenience.” If your bank still relies on SMS for security, it’s not a matter of if but when. https://t.co/oa9Dy5LDrG
#CyberSecurity #Fraud #InfoSec #MFA
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Heading into two more shifts - no doubt the 💩 magnet will strike again. If anyone’s planning to fail to stop or leg it, do it stylishly this time. #RoadsPolicing #Police
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Two days’ wages lost on wasted court dates. Vacated once, waited all day the second time for 10 mins evidence… ...on a no insurance job - all captured in HD. 🙄 I’m a volunteer, not a cash machine. #Policing
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Another shift, another fail to stop. One even ran off and left his car + drugs (thanks) - Both seized. 5 shifts in a row now. Starting to feel like a 💩 magnet… Can the next one just pull over? 😂 #Policing #RoadsPolicing #Police
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Buy Nvidia Stock...
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185mph, Döttinger Hohe straight, Nürburgring track day. F10 M5 with the 155mph lmiter removed...
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Policing can be stressful and political, but very occasionally you get a job where you know you might have saved someone from a horrible situation. Tonight was one of those nights - it reminds me why I do it. #Policing
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You’re homophobic, I pay your wages” - tonight’s drink driver. Mate, all I noticed was you can’t drive in a straight line. Couldn’t walk in a straight line either. 🙄 #RoadsPolicing #Fatal5
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Holiday lasted 5 days. Opened laptop tonight: 11 tasks waiting in Niche. Free paperwork day unlocked. #RoadsPolicing
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Nürburgring holiday with colleagues. HR calls it bonding, I call it late braking therapy.
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Now that’s a lineup I can work with!! 😁
Linkin Park, Volbeat and Iron Maiden will headline Rock Am Ring and Rock Im Park in 2026. Bad Omens, Limp Bizkit, Papa Roach, Babymetal, Electric Callboy and The Offspring are also on the lineup for the German event which takes place June 05-07.
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Fantastic presence from @ascopolice at #ESS2025. Really showcasing the true strength of representation… 🪑 #ESS2025 #SpecialConstabulary
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Using @onmicrosoft.com to send email? From Oct 2025: 100 sends per day, per tenant. Get ahead of it! 👉 https://t.co/b0fZ0c8ku6
#Microsoft365 #ExchangeOnline #EmailSecurity
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We’ve got a form for everything, so I’m proposing a new one: Form WASTETIME/1 - to log how many hours we waste filling in other forms. Naturally it’ll be 12 pages, require 3 copies, a policy code… and of course the signature of your inspector. #PoliceLife
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Housemate’s new girlfriend seems lovely. Just emptied the dishwasher and found a condom wrapper. Still struggling to comprehend how the dishwasher got in on the action. 🤷♂️
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Disqualified driver fails to stop. When finally nicked, he says: “I didn’t think it was for me.” Mate, you’re disqualified. It was always going to be for you. #RoadsPolicing
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Cracking job!
Spotted by an unmarked police car, this drug dealer was followed before officers parked on his moped to stop his getaway… A search found 79 wraps of cocaine, £1,000 cash and a hammer, and a further £9,000 cash at home. He pleaded guilty and is in prison awaiting sentencing.
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