I’d be impressed by the timing if I wasn’t still processing the 90mph… in the snow… to Free Bird. Glorious lunacy — with a killer soundtrack. #SendIt #WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong.

If you are going to put the car into 2WD mode and deactivate the DSC - Make sure you know what you're doing. 🙄😆.#oops #drivingfail.

Funny how values like caring, courageous, and inclusive go out the window when it’s a cop under investigation. Barred from home + kids + work + Phone Seized. No welfare support at all, and we wonder why it goes wrong… 🙄.This double standard needs a national review—urgently.

Big crash at Nürburgring TF last week — 992 GT3 RS & M2 both wrecked. No UK 3rd-party cover, Brit driver likely owes €200k+. Porsche wasn’t even his. Sobering ahead of my annual pilgrimage. Keep right unless overtaking 👉 #Touristenfahrten #nuerburgring.

The new GoDaddy site is a brutalist experiment in user frustration. Login’s playing hide and seek, basket disappears mid-search, and buying something requires a pilgrimage back to the homepage. I'm dangerously close to yeeting this PC. #UXHell #DesignGoneWrong #WebDevNightmare.

App installs shouldn’t be this hard. WinGet + PowerShell = 💥.Automate updates, skip the drama. Blog's live: #Intune #Winget #ScriptingLife.

If you’re still giving users local admin “just in case,” you might as well hand out USBs labelled TotallyNotMalware.exe 🎁. Here’s how to kill admin rights without killing productivity (or your helpdesk): #Intune #CyberSecurity #ModernWork #EPM #ITProTips

Went to Germany last year. Tour of the local police station: every officer armed, rifles in the boot, fast Audi’s on the street. Their complaint? “Our submachine guns are a bit old.” 🤷‍♂️.UK? We’ve got shared tasers, a can of pepper spray, and a Corolla that cries on hills. 🙄

If I win the £208m on the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be signs 🤣

Last night was just shit. The kind that makes you question everything. But one step at a time — and others have it worse.

Looks like me after a day of work followed by a 17:00-03:00 shift. 🤣 #IYKYK.

RT @Ynotskoorb: Still can't find any community that would rather have youths running around with knives over those who want them dealt with….

8/8.Easy to criticise from behind a desk;.Wear the vest, face the chaos, talk to the victim—then tell us how to police. Until then, back the front line and put the victim first. #PolicingReality.

7/8.Want change?.📌 Tougher remand for violent/repeat under-18s.📌 Real victim after-care—counselling, comp, security.📌 Support officers to be robust.📌 Build prison capacity—“prisons are full” isn’t justice.

6/8.That fear breeds hesitation. Hesitation gets cops hurt. Soon officers will be stabbed on a “routine” job and everyone will ask, “How did this happen?”.Answer: we’re punished harder for errors than offenders are for crimes.

5/8.Front-line reality:.• No guarantee who’s armed.• Often no backup.• Staffing stretched thin.Worst threat isn’t the knife—it’s the bus your own bosses will drive over you if it goes wrong.

4/8.We’re told to be more “understanding.”.To treat them with “respect.”.But where was their respect for the person they threatened?.Where’s the understanding for the victim left traumatised?.

3/8.If we even get them into custody, detention’s often refused: “just kids.”.When it is authorised, pressure builds to release them fast. Victim’s still in A&E — or staring at the door, life upside-down.

2/8.That stolen car? Might be someone’s work van — their only income. That knife? Could leave a person terrified to leave their home for weeks. But somehow, it’s their rights that dominate the conversation — not the victim’s trauma.

1/8 HOT TAKE:.They’ll rob shops, deal drugs, carry knives, steal cars and tools without blinking. Many are under 18 — legally “children.”.But as soon as they’re cuffed:.💬 “What have I done?”.💬 “You’re hurting me!”.💬 “I can’t breathe!”.