nephew by marriage
@CobraFontaine
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Please don’t think I’m a Pixar adult I have children.
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He’s built like the dad in Luca when he turns human
This is what a Neanderthal looked like 130,000 to 40,000 years ago.
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RT @sethharpesq: Some unit guy dropped an angry 1-star review on Amazon, with the “abandon hope” challenge coin on the cover to claim autho….
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My mom and dad’s English springer spaniel has to eat out of a bowl like this because he has arthritis.
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Brother may I have some oats.
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The VHS tape Woody Harrelson watches in True Detective.
What is the first film you think of when you see MILA KUNIS?
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Get in the van, kids. We’re going to Salt Lake City to see the Jerry Orbach sphinx
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RT @coopercooperco: It’s so funny that Netflix now claims a different, brand safe origin for their “tudum” sound to distance themselves fro….
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Remember how good mom’s milk used to taste before SOMALI IMMIGRANTS!!!!!.
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“I love you alive girl”
Jeff Bezos is about to make his wife, Lauren Sánchez, a star!. Insiders recently revealed Bezos’ plans to launch his wife into a prominent acting role in the James Bond reboot, claiming the billionaire is fixed on seeing her in the film. “He’s obsessed,” a Hollywood insider
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My wife found a piece of television history while cleaning the garage today
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Wow he lives in an apartment that’s so much worse than being a serial sexual predator.
Somewhere last night in New York City, a single mother and her children slept at a homeless shelter because you, assemblyman @ZohranKMamdani are occupying her rent controlled apartment. You grew up rich and married an even wealthier woman. You’ve had weddings on 3 continents.
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