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Young'ins, don't fall into the "I played college football and should be a HC or coordinator right now" pit. How bout paint a damn line, take a kid home, field set-up, work a fund raiser or 12? Climb the mountaina and learn from every step in the process!
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Top 5 things you need to BUILD a championship caliber program:
1. Great Admin
2. Great Facilities
3. Players
4. Competent, loyal, hardworking coaches
5. Community $upport
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There are is a plethora of things I don't understand, but a just out of school guy flat out telling a HFC he will NOT take a 9th grade coaching gig?! I guess they are raised differently these days? This I don't get. Nothing wrong with being a 9th grade coach. Esp when you're 23
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WANTED: Chain Crew. Unpaid, but you will get a hat. Must be an alum, must know the signals, hand high on sticks for pass, low for run. Must be able to keep comments to self and be as slow setting chains when the Llamas are a little winded. PLease arrive sober!
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I have been admitted to hospital for stroke. If you don't hear from me for a day or so, that's why. I'm good they caught it early I'll be out in a day ✔💯👍
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IF they don't have a PE slot for you as the new HFC, you might want to head in a hot different direction 'cause your new job is not important to your new bosses....js
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I'm good mri came back clean should be getting out today had a minor stroke will treat with meds. Thanks for the prayers, calls, and texts!
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WANTED: OL coach. Must be certified in Latin or 11th Grade Ancient Norse Mythology. Preference given to CDL, flat front BIKE shorts. Must have own Spot Bilt cleats. Looking to install Notre Dame Box. Please have history of working with "gritty" 155 pounders!
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My boy carrying on his Christmas tradition of reading us the Christmas Story from the book of Luke ❤
#prouddad
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Young'ins: if the field needs paintin', paint it. if the grass needs cuttin', cut it. if the laundry needs washin', wash it, don't ask for permission, beg for forgiveness and if you see something that needs to be done, by god, do it!
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Be prayerful for the Nobles family and the Irwin County community as Coach was called home today.
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"Hey Coach"
"Hey Admin"
"We are really fired up about you coming to take over our program....just remember, we can't get athletes in weights, you have to retain the entire current staff, you can't bring anyone in, but we are excited about you changing the culture!"
"U-Haul?"
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"hey MOCS"
"hey young coach"
"I am thinking I need to be a HFC. I mean I played D1 college ball and I have been the OC/DC at this place for 2 years. It's time for me to get my proper due."
"No baby, it's time for you to paint some lines and take these young'ins home"
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Young'ins:
There are 17 PE openings on TeachGA, 200+ SPED. There is no greater service than advocating for SWD students as many don't have an advocate at home. As the parent of a CHARGE kid and Aspie, I encourage you to think about this route. Very rewarding!
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WANTED: OC/DC that can show me something revolutionary. Must have twin (2) Power 5 sons in 10th grade. Be certified in Differential Equations or AP Honors Plate Tectonics...if you have a CDL and can coach Jai Alai, you are going to get a hard look.
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"Looking for coaches. Our admin is serious about athletics. Needs include OC and DC NO PE."
Yeah your admin is NOT serious. These positions are not generally for people that teach Latin and Astral Physics...
There are 3 types of schools:
Serious
Look like you are
Not serious
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25 years later, due to medical reasons, football and baseball coaching is sadly at an end. I will be support personnel on Friday nights though. With my extensive knowledge of uhaul..I am highly qualified for that!! IGTBANE!!
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Update
they are running tests I either had a mini stroke or was in the process of having one. If tests are bad I will have surgery in 2 days if good I go home. So far CT scan is good. Thanks for checking on me I plan to be out tomorrow!
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WANTED: WR Coach, Must be certified in Cuneiform. Philosophy must include: "split end" vernacular with an emphasis in 3 pt stances. Must be able to Identify Everson Walls and Steve Largent in a picture. Must provide own stick'um and position set of Newman Gloves.
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First time out since the stroke. Neurologist said it was an actual stroke...and I dont care what we shoot!!!
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Everyone please say a prayer for Rockmart head softball coach, Steve Luke, and his family. He lost his daughter yesterday in a tragic tubing accident. She would have been a freshman at RHS this year.
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Young'ins..pay attention. As you start the process of achieving your dreams of being HFC, there are some things you need to know. Here's the first one: You may not be a fit for a job regardless of your resume, how good you are, or who you played for. Don't take it personally
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youngin's: you know you work for a good dude when he says, "coach, don't worry about faculty meeting, go to practice." I got that guy
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My son's new hearing aids are blue tooth so he'll have is airpods in 24 7 like the cool kids!
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Young'ins: You are an assistant at a new place. Go around the school and meet folks, make sure they can identify you in a lineup. Having a relationship with the entire staff goes a loooooong way to making your stay pleasant and enjoyable! js
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Diagnosis: complex migraine that presents like a stroke. So that is great news. Back to work Friday. Thanks for all the well wishes
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In over 20 years of perpetuating this nonsense, never have I ever...there are already at least 4 jobs coming open and we all know it...that's a shame, it would be different if we got paid like college coaches, but, alas, college expectations with pee wee football pay checks
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Thanks men. It is very humbling to have had the outpouring of support and prayers for myself and my family during this episode of the MOCS traveling circus of nonsense. I am back at the world headquarters of foolishness on
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resting comfortably. Thanks again!
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Lowndes: they will call you...maybe not you specifically, but if you are a dude, they will call you, if you are me, sit down and keep coloring
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"We aren't lifting today coach, we have a basketball game."
me: "Really, ya'll haven't won a game all year, you have 3 left, pretty sure lifting is NOT gonna hurt you."
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YOUNG'INS: Every one of these jobs that come open weren't coached by morons. These guys knew what they were doing. They were also told and promised lord knows what. Don't think you will be treated any differently or that you possess some ancient Sith/Jedi knowledge they didnt
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Coach Frank Killingsworth needs our prayers 🙏 massive heart attack last night. Currently undergoing surgery. One of my guys ♥️
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You know, 2020 wasn't bad for me, sure I got COVID and my family did, but all this "2020 was awful..." nonsense. Sorry, life is what you make it and I can only pray that my 2021 is as blessed as my 2020 was!
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Young'ins: While you are looking under hood, make sure you match with culture of the community. If you like to cuss and fuss and carry on and they don't, that ain't for you. If you like to profess your faith and that is frowned upon, that ain't for you. You MUST fit 100%
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20 years ...we've been hired, fired, loved, and hated. Buried one and raising one, but through it all she's been my ride or die. Happy Anniversary to the incomparable Mrs Co Lambs ❤️
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Great to see some assistant coaches move up in the ranks! Loyalty has become a lost virtue in our profession...sad but true.
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young'ins:
It is year 22 for me and I have never seen teachers do so much, be asked to do so much more, and the students DO so much less...if it doesn't get fixed, have fun making it to 30!
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Hate to be preachy, but hey, it's kinda my thing: old heads have brought this to my attention: too many young'ins are demanding a TITLE, a PE slot, and coach 1 thing...yeah, no, generally don't work that way kids..not being a turd, but being a turd
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The last week of school, exam week: when the ones that you couldn't get to come all year won't go home, then complain cause they bored...😂😂😂
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Hey Coaches
Hey College Coaches
Make sure you send your kids to our camps to pay our staff
Yeah, you mean after ya'll recruit the portal and not our kids? Yeah ok...and I'll make sure to keep telling them your "it's the ONLY way you can get seen" schtick as well!
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Ok so about 48 hrs later the purveyor of nonsense, the regaler of ridiculousness, will be walking out of hospital
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Chris Kelley, a friend of mine for over 25 years...HFC at Glascock County...is going to the playoffs....COTY...not even close. Congrats my friend on a job well done!
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5 hour surgery at Emory John's Creek...all fixed now on to recovery
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Young'ins: Are you in the playoffs now? IF not, go to a game this weekend and network. You can call it good ole boy system or frat boy system, but it is real. You NEED to know folks. People help People...should anyway
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Today, my first, Andrew Christopher would have been 17. Without that tragedy I wouldn't have received this blessing. God is good...all the time!
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Please pray for the family of Jamie Baldwin and the entire Rockdale County HS community at his sudden passing🙏
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Proud Dad Moment:
Hey Coach
Hey Golf Coach
Grayson has earned the right to play on the state team
Surely not by his play
No, but he never misses, is the first to practice and works his tail off. He's a good teammate and he's earned it.
He may decline, but I am proud. ...cont.
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Youngins: I talked about this at the FACA. 27 years in, lots of titles and letters by my name. DONT MATTER. DO WORK. You are never above doing what needs to be done
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If you go back to school tomorrow men, be fired up! WE have 11 months to chase it...get after it...attack everyday!
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Youngin's: If you are going to watch a game tonight, remember 2 things: You ain't out there, and the coaches around you don't care "what you would run" in any situation. You're there to build relationships, not coach from stands.
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Ed Pilcher was a great great man. He treated us all like we were one of his own. Prayers for his family. I will miss him. He was always good to me and never had a reason to be.
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My first, Andrew Christopher would've been 16 today. Out of that tragedy I received this blessing. Youngins, the sun ALWAYS comes up!
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You get what you get, you reap what you sow. Universal truth...may take a while, but what goes around comes around
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21 years ago these 2 got dressed up, stood in front of God and everybody, and said we would...and we still do! Lucky to have married my best friend!
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It has also been suggested that I do a once a week, 30 minute podcast...don't know if there is a market for my country behind and brand of nonsense but hey, if I deem that a possibility, why not?!
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Young'ins
#5
: The bigger the number in front of the A, the LESS ball you gonna coach. You will be a CEO HFC. You will HAVE to be, and you will have to surround yourself with GREAT coaches and trust that they share and can execute YOUR vision as well as handle the Xs and Os
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Please Keep Lagrange High School in your prayers as they lost a player to a car accident last night.
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We want to have NIL, hire and fire HS football coaches in GA like they are college coaches, without providing them with full resources or outlined expectations for success...fine..no problem...I propose my yearly push for 3-5 year multi year contracts. (cont.)
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MOCS 10 worst career decisions
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As a young'in, leaving good to great places to "chase" a coordinator spot, or more $$$ at a worse place just to have a title or a little more $$
Should have stayed put. Lot to be said for stability.
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Happy Father's Day...THE most important job you will ever have!
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Next week will start up 2 and a half months of nonsense and mayhem on the coaching carousel. Cant wait
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Young'ins: If you get a chance, find Coach Fendley at a clinic, pull him off to the side and talk to him. His journey is one that you can learn from. Well earned Dr!
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Villa Rica is open....facilities great new 12.1 mil stadium in works, support great, Principal...well, he's the best one I know of, one of the last of old ball coaches in admin.and 2 APs are old ball coaches too! .couldn't ask for better!
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young'ins (and not so young'ins) : when you apply for multiple assistant jobs, make sure you change the name of the school when you cut and paste the same cover letter or letter of introduction..especially if you rail on about your "attention to detail" in your intro
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I posted this a few weeks back, but again, not just for young'ins: If you are going to look for another job, make sure your principal and your HFC knows what you are doing. Gonna look kind of bad if they get the first calls and had no idea...who knows? they might can help!
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Had to share. My wife asked my son to write his spelling words ten times each. Problem solver!
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Random couple comes up and gives Grayson and I 2 gift cards.Say they live far away and can't use them.I didn't need 2 so I found this dude that was treating his 4 daughters to lunch and gave him one. That couple fed 2 groups today being randomly kind. may be hope for people yet.
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Pre Game meal with my guy...headed to Athens for our annual Daddy game...first time all season I've been able to spend my Saturday with him....and youngins...that's my fault. Take care of what's really important you only get one shot at it
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See, I probably need to speak at a clinic, like as a break session from actual football stuff where you learn how to stop switch routes and teach DUO...you come to my session and I go over what you need to be doing as a coach at certain ages...very candid, very real...🤔
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Day 6:
Dude got up at 5 in the A...and he's 13! I guess he still gets fired up about it and that's a good thing
young'ins:
Cherish putting together the toys, stepping on legos, getting no sleep and watching them play. Soon they will grow up and it will be gift cards and clothes
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So proud of my 5 ft 6 100lb Capt Crazy for making the school area team! He will get to be in area for tje first time this year. Proud Dad!
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Year 27 starts today. My baby starts high school today. They are sending us the best they have. Let's love on them like they're ours! For many we're all they have.
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Well he didn't have his best but he made it through. Never been more proud of a 144 in my life!!
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You know we are doing ourselves a HUGE disservice as coaches and just men in general when instead of celebrating each other's successes, we tear down. Don't set bad examples of how MEN ARE SUPPOSED TO ACT.
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A 6 or 7A Head/OC/DC 9th grade coach equates to a A or sometimes AA Head/OC/DC varsity coach in GA...you are running a 60-80 man roster and doing all of the things. Don't sleep on 9th grade positions young'ins
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Thanks for all the calls and texts. I had another stroke episode last Wednesday that resulted in a 2 day hospital stay..seem to be aight now though
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Hey when you finally get tbat HFC interview, research the principal. Dont wanna end up working for the college mascot or Bocci Ball player that hates football!
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Highest morale day there is: day the coaching gear gets passed out! Christmas in July baby
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Happy birthday to the one and only Capt Crazy, Turd Ferguson, The Gman, my JJ turns 15 today. He's my why and I'm very proud of the young man he's growing into!
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Young'ins
#4
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Saw GT coach at a game last night, come on man, ya'll get that man some pants that cover his ankles! Penny loafers, no socks and skinny jean highwaters smdh
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Gentleman, there are 37 jobs currently open. Of the 37, only 3 had winning records and only 7 or so won 5 or more. That makes about 30 MAJOR rebuilds. Have a plan, be ready to work uphill, and don't think the guy before you forgot how to coach...(pt 1)
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Watching people argue over Duo and Tight Zone is amusing to old coaches...hell call it Monkey Nuts if you want to. As long as the kids know what to do and execute it, who cares what it's called?!
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18 Years ago today, his older brother Andrew Christopher was born. I wouldn't have this blessing without Drew. Happy Heavenly Birthday from 2 Turds❤️❤️
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Me and Captain Crazy about to chase the little white ball around!
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Why do you have football?
1..because everyone else does?
2..to pay for everything else?
3...because we actually want that program to be successful and lead the athletic department/school
If it ain't
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...✌️ on ya
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There is a universal truth that we have failed to realize: Right is right, wrong is wrong. Never lower yourself to someone's else's level. You are old enough to know the difference. Do Right. Simple premise really. Pee in the urinal and crap in the toilet. Easy..
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Merry Christmas from the jolliest a holes this side of the nut house!
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A LOT of people don't like me or what I say...
don't care, help them anyway
A LOT of people won't return the favor and never have...
don't care, help them anyway
MOST people don't know how many people have helped them along the way...
INCLUDING ME
be grateful for the help
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Praying for Pataula Charter and Coach West's family...no words
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It's assistant coach moving season and you need to kick the tires and check under the hood just as much as the dudes that want to sit in big chairs do...some times even more. Do your homework for you are expendable.
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Congrats to Coach Hal Lamb as he announces his retirement and rides of into the sunset...he will be missed!
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Dude is holding the Area Championship trophy...team player
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Valdosta-Shelton Felton
Officially official, very happy for Coach Felt...he is the right man for the job IMHO!
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