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Clive Ward

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British Army Veteran. Writer, cartoonist. I write books in a variety of genres mainly Military humour. My Books include ENDEX & Bullies & Bullshit & Homeless.

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Will whoever took actual Britain away and replaced it with whatever this is ... kindly return it.
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You need to watch this
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Should MP's have their pay cut every time they fail to turn up to Parliament for important subjects/votes?
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The Military Humor joke book is full of jokes, cartoons, and urban myths, so there should be something in here for everyone. An ideal stocking filler. With what’s going on in the world today, it's a good thing the military never loses its dark sense of humour. The Military Humor
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The Military Humor joke book is full of jokes, cartoons, and urban myths, so there should be something in here for everyone. An ideal stocking filler. With what’s going on in the world today, it's a good thing the military never loses its dark sense of humour. The Military Humor
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This time of year looking back, I must admit my time in the army was some of the best years of my life. It wasn’t because I liked it. There sure was nothing to like about losing comrades, missing loved ones. We liked it because we were young, hungry and full of life. We all were,
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I sat on the train with my head tilted against the window so I could see through the reflection of the lit carriage. The only other person in the carriage sitting in the seat adjacent to mine, was this old guy. He must have been in his early seventies. He wore a veteran’s badge
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Northern Ireland - OP BANNER - Betrayed - Soldiers A-Z - Gift - Veterans - Pin Badge + free sticker https://t.co/0lPrDleu69 EXCLUSIVE TO MILITARY HUMOR For all those that served a tour or two over the water during the Troubles, this is the Pin Badge for you. Totally unique design
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I've produced a FREE 24-page download of my comic ENDEX. Check it out. I'm sure they'll be something in there you'll enjoy, Issue 4 of endexcomc comes out in the new year. Please share this FREE download to your veteran buddies. If you can't, no worries, thanks for following me
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Walking over those grassy areas would mean a shorter route to the cookhouse to beat the queue, but be warned, if anyone chose to run the gauntlet, they ventured into those areas at their peril. As we all know, all RSM’s would have kittens if they caught anyone strolling across
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A rare picture of a RAF airman after a 5 miler of death……
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I've produced a FREE 24-page download of my comic ENDEX. Check it out. I'm sure they'll be something in there you'll enjoy, Issue 4 of endexcomc comes out in the new year. Please share this FREE download to your veteran buddies. If you can't, no worries, thanks for following me
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OATMEAL BLOCKS The crème de la crème, the Oatmeal Blocks with their high sugar content, were something else. Whether you’re making a satisfying porridge when mixed with condensed milk and hot water, or just munching on one whilst lost on patrol or shoved on left cut off on an
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All I want for Christmas
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Crossed SLR Cuff Links & Pin Badge Offer - Veteran Gifts - Handmade Cuff links - Pin Badge https://t.co/x0NiIYNLaL We are pleased to be bringing you these highly sought after, handmade crossed SLR - 7.62 Cufflinks and the PIN Badge in one great package. These amazing items are
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We always kept one or two additives on our APC or tank to irradicate that compo taste especially after a few weeks, it starts to get a little boring. Plus, it was great for that ENDEX all in stew. Known as airborne stew because everything went in it including cheese possessed and
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