Bitches sit in class screaming and squealing all year but can’t get fucking LOUD on third down💯🤦(P.S. we ain’t buying the only fans😹😹🫵🫵)

❗️GAMEDAY❗️ @ 12:00 THEME: JERSEY 🎽 SHOW OUT AND BE LOUD OR GO HOME! GIRLS IN THE FRONT ROW ON THEIR PHONES DON’T HELP SO GET OUT! FUCK NORTH SCOTT TILL IT BACKWARDS FRONT TWO ROWS SENIOR BOYS THEN EVERYONE ELSE FOLLOWS AFTER. ROLL BOATS!!!!! #sponged #FNS #statechamps

Hate to see it🫠#sponged

Hayden you gotta be smarter than this. #jennahart #Lrizz @BarstoolBolts

❗️❗️BREAKING NEWS❗️❗️ We got a live look at Xavier Volleyball #spondge #daddysmoney @Xavierbooze

Didn’t know they hired refs out of the sped classes @BarstoolPella

Surprise #1 isn’t obese with how much you feed him #onemovetards @BarstoolPella

God these big bitches gotta shut up #urchoppedhoe

❗️GAMEDAY❗️ @ HOME vs SHITTY @BarstoolMarion THEME: CLIPPER OUT!!!⚪️🔵 HOCO GAME TONIGHT PULL UP AND BE LOUD!! GONNA BE RUNNING CLOCK AT HALF WITH THESE SHIT STAINS SO WE CAN START PREGAMING FOR TMR EARLY!!!!! #sponged

Blind Squirrel finds a nutt. @Xavierbooze

❗️GAMEDAY❗️ @ XAVIER THEME: FRAT 🎽🧢 SHOW UP BE LOUD AND RUIN THEIR HOMECOMING. FUCK XAVIER #fx #rollboats

Liberals genuinely make me sick. RIP Charlie Kirk🕊️

“Can’t stop a man on three legs”😝😉

Does every davenport school have no barstool and suck ass at football😭😭. “We going to the dome”. Lil sorry ass school.😭🐒 #bta #poverty

GAMEDAY❗️❗️ AWAY @ BRADY STREET THEME: WHITE OUT ⬜️ TIME: 7:30 BE THERE OR BE 🔳. GONNA BE THE USUAL DAVENPORT ASS BEATING!!

I see why they don’t have a barstool

❗️GAME DAY❗️ POP OUT @ 7:30 THEME: USA🇺🇸🇺🇸 IF YOU CANT GET LOUD ON THIRD DOWN GET TF OUT THE FRONT ROW GONNA BE RUNNING CLOCK AT HALF WITH THIS POVERTY ASS SCHOOL😭

Game day TMR!!!🏐 @cpu_barstool ggs, bus is alr warming up for ya’ll 🙂‍↕️🥳 White lies (theme)

“In cousin fucking we trust”- Aiden Rathjen @burg_barstool you’re school produces a bunch of invalid mongoloids

Softball 🥎@ home 7:00, vs dog shit @NSbarstool be there and be loud. Winner goes to state‼️(P.S don’t get too close to North Scott girls they all have STDs)

Happy ‘Merica day clippers, if your not drinking by 1am what the hell are you doing. 🇺🇸🎆🧨