Sasa naambiwa side mirror 40k? Aaai mniuzie nissan note niendelee tu na maisha yangu.

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Liverpool are keeping tabs on Michael Olise as a replacement for Mo Salah, with an eye to make a BIG offer this summer. — @indykaila

Yesterday, I bought my wife a world map and gave her a dart. I told her to throw it and wherever it lands, we will go on vacation… Looks like we are spending two weeks behind the couch

Those making noise in Nairobi about ODM can continue. When I was their age, I did that too - Governor Simba Arati

🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Manchester United are INTERESTED in Atalanta Midfielder Ederson and are willing to PAY between €35/40m for the brazilian. [@LaStampa] #mufc

Salaaale! Silhouettes za Oketch Salah zishaanza kutoka

Ukiwa taon usiku Nairobi then ushikwe na makarao na wewe ni mkale,just fake a call and speak in kikale. One of them will ask you ‘weri ipunu ano?’ And from there you can negotiate for freedom easily.

The problem is not that 11B is big. The problem is that no one fears stealing it.

Fun fact: Benfica were founded in 1904 and waited only 57 years to win the UCL twice in a row. Arsenal have been waiting 139 years and counting. 139 years of “we go again next season”

Qarabag to Real Madrid at the playoff draw tomorrow:

Naona my sister anaenda kuongeza mtoto ya pili bila bwana aki nani atapeleka hii gaidi saudi akuwe celibate.

This Eminem interview never gets old. 😭

“Thank you Manchester United” for ONE Premier League goal???😭😭😭

Jose Mourinho predicted this 8 years ago 💀

Presidential votes are counted at the polling stations, tallied at Bomas BUT VERIFIED & RATIFIED by US Ambassador & British High Commissioner. Mossad handles all ICT nitty gritty. IEBC Chairman thereafter DECLARES the duly elected President Ignore this I don't care!

Endrick on loan to Lyon Nwaneri on loan to Marseille Oscar Bobb on loan to Fulham Mainoo wanted to leave on loan and the media acted like its the end of the world

🚨| Heung-min Som on becoming a footballer!

🚨🚨🚨 Jorge Jesus: "The Saudi league title is not decided on the pitch. Its decided behind the scenes before the season begins, its already decided." This is insane coming from a Manager who coached Al Haram 😳

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

🚨 DID YOU KNOW: Xabi Alonso had a higher win percentage (70.6%) than Zinedine Zidane (65.8%) at Real Madrid.