Kelv
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Football & Chelsea Fan | London is Blue, the rest is comedy
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Joined October 2025
Arteta after hearing there’s a goalkeeper at Benfica that can score off of set pieces 😭😭
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We are the benchmark
Lammens on corners is approaching Sanchez levels
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After this performance against Spurs, City matches shouldn’t be shown on supersport anymore. It should be broadcasted on Cartoon Network
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Then they proceed to copy our 3-2 scoreline from yesterday 😭😭
Chelsea sacked their coach Man Utd sacked theirs as well Chelsea drew the next game Man Utd drew their as well Chelsea employed a new coach Man Utd employed a new coach as well Chelsea win 2-0 Man Utd win 2-0 Chelsea are playing champions league today Man Utd please copy us😭
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One day you will tell us whether you’re an actual Chelsea fan or not
Bruno plays deep lying Midfield Enzo dey play as Second 9 when we dey with ball The stat wey Enzo fans dey talk about Bruno get pass am Wetin him fans come dey hype am for Smh
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Nah Enzo has developed into a proper midfielder. Genuinely the best in the league, can tackle, Score and assist. It's really scary how good he's become
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Today’s agenda; - Celebrate Madrid’s win - Celebrate Aston Villa getting closer to the title - Laugh at Manchester United - Laugh at Spurs - Celebrate City’s easy win - Watch Strasbourg defeat PSG
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Cooking Arsenal is my hobby 👨🍳
January Dump but make it your Banger tweets. Let's go!!!
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