merry clamsmas
@ClamTheAlmighty
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23 ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ| puppet/puppets | real certified zoologist ๐ฆฆ | alone once again | not to be confused with @weakestbivalve | manifesting a healthy self image (+41๐ )
Sat under the tree
Joined September 2017
new pinned! for those who are unaware we're plural Callie (she/her) is our host and is usu the one tweeting at any given time ๐ I'm Zoe (she/her) and i seem to have taken over things while callie is being mopey ๐ฆ (clam is still fine for either of us two)
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is this not insane? it's supposed to be november !! it's supposed to be cold!!
god it's so humid today, i guess that's what's making it feel so... wait, what the fuck?
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god it's so humid today, i guess that's what's making it feel so... wait, what the fuck?
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can we be sure there wasn't a roman legionnaire called sextus septimus maximus
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blahaj giving me bedroom eyes, luring my back into my warm and cozy bed to prevent me from being productive
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LT without the GB
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lowkey who want me tho haha ๐๐๐
@spectralwoofer_ woah im a rare twitter tdollgirl zoologist waow
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call me sackgirl the way i go nuts for her mouldy cheese
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๐ถ ๐ถ let me out, let me out, this is not a tweet, im begging for help, im screaming for help, please come let me out, i'm losing hope and i'm scared for my own well beeeeing... ๐ถ ๐ถ
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someone should actually come and kill me or at least cut me a lot really badly so i can write it off as the sexual kind of harm and not the mentality ill kind of harm because apparently that makes it acceptable
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age I did stuff -kiss: 16 -dating: 16 -drunk: 16 -smoked: 16 -sex: no -drugs: 16 -tattoos: no -piercings: no
age I did stuff -kiss: 18 -dating: 14 -drunk: 21 -smoked: *1-7??? (*does 2nd hand smoking count?) -sex: 18 -drugs: 23 -tattoos: / -piercings: / im chopped
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just remembered a memory I shouldn't have remembered and now my day is ruined already at 7am
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why do all the uk oomfs live so far up north.. i mean i get why you wouldn't want to live in the south but still... it's lonely down here...
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mario 64 if it was good
My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me My game is good, the algorithm just ignores...
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aint even true lol
imagining a fantasy nobody would ever agree to participate in
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tricky one today huh Meleedle (Gave Up) 2025-11-03 01:21 ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ฅ https://t.co/AZHcvtWeC6
unfortunate Meledle 2025-11-01 01:57 ๐ฅ๐ฉ ๐ฅ๐ฉ ๐ฅ๐ฉ ๐ฅ๐ฉ ๐ฅ๐ฉ ๐ฅ๐ฉ ๐ฅ๐ฉ ๐ฅ๐ฉ ๐ฅ๐ฉ ๐ฅ๐ฉ ๐ฅ๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐ฉ https://t.co/AZHcvtWeC6
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it's officially november which as everyone knows means it's time to get merry, maybe even a little jolly if we're feeling a little cray-cray
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guys
hmmm... beautiful brainworms i painted on my hand... if only i was ambidextrous enough to paint the other hand...
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hmmm... beautiful brainworms i painted on my hand... if only i was ambidextrous enough to paint the other hand...
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