claire de lune
@ClaireMPLS
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blue jean baby. @tinydeaths, nba words at @guardian, and other stuff.
Joined February 2010
it’s out!!!. my absolute labor of love, that took me 3 years—- my first ever @tinydeaths solo record “spirit of the staircase” is out everywhere now on @goldenstateent . these songs mean the world to me and i hope you love them as much as i do.
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that’s the greenest green flag i’ve ever seen in my goddamn life.
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It’s fuckin wild how the solution is as simple as “just pay places to be closed and pay people to stay home” and that’s been the solution this whole time and the government is just like “nah”.
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whoever it was at ralph lauren who decided the bottom half of these outfits would be denim will not see heaven. they look like they’re about to go drink bottomless mimosas.
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nothing more badass has ever happened in slow motion
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This seems--- like it should be bigger news?.
They’re legit taking the mailboxes off the street. Cheating 101.
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me trying to be festive after 2 years of living in a pandemic with another variant looming
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my therapist just wished me an early happy birthday and when i thanked her she said “you’re most welcome, you’re an easy person to care about” which is, without a shadow of a doubt, the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
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wow maybe me and simone biles have more in common than i thought
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he’s the fucking best, man. the cool thing about this finals is whoever wins there’s someone to be super happy for
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watch this without getting misty eyed i dare you!! the joy on jokic’s face when this sweet kid asks him for a hug 😭😭😭
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i was gonna close my laptop and go to bed but youtube just made me a godfather offer
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A cool thing major labels could do today instead of posting empty social media graphics is giving black artists from the 60s/70s the ownership of their master recordings.
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instead of grunting i think tennis players should try yelling "fuck out of here" like they're melo.
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“and then he just kept starting taurean prince, for like, months”
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for ex-fucking-ample
next time i see a celebrity say rick caruso would’ve handled this better i’m gonna demand to see their monthly water usage.
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the adidas strategy of dropping one of these every time ant has a poster >>>>.
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i don’t think it’s hyperbolic to say that the way dwyane wade has shown up for his daughter is gonna save lives. his pride in her and the way he demonstrates it is the definition of love in action and a model for parenthood. salute.
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nothing but respect for my president and vice president 😤😤😤🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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why do grown men have such a hard time understanding the difference between “getting cancelled” and “actions directly correlating to consequences”.
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all the guys getting each other to sign their little keepsakes like it’s the last day of summer camp has me in my feels 🥹
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can anyone read lips? i wanna know what luka says to bron here
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hey fyi amazon workers are on strike all of this week. please don’t cross the picket line and don’t make any purchases on amazon prime. you can do curbside pickup at target if you need something quickly / w no contact. ❤️.
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literally no one is doing this but thanks for posting a really hot photo of @minakimes she looks great here.
𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Many football fans are calling for ESPN to fire NFL analyst Mina Kimes…
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this isn’t even directly tik tok related really but we’re lowkey raising a whole generation of people who lack creativity and just wait for other people to tell them what to do whether it’s a meme template or a dance trend or where to get dinner.
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he knows every word. he sounds amazing. steph curry is a paramore fan, this is too much for my heart i simply must ascend to another plane of existence now
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some of the “my son will never play football” posturing on here is so cringe, like yes he’s 5’7” and grew up in park slope and both of his parents work in literary publishing, that was already a certainty.
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in lebron’s first televised high school game on espn, bill walton was doing color commentary. he said of teenage lebron, “the basketball is an extension of his mind.” i asked him how the quote resonates, all these years later
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it’s wild that whether you’re a rando or the most famous person on the planet none of us are exempt from the super fake “wowwwwww” when our boyfriends dad tells us something boring.
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jokic plays basketball like a bullied kid in a disney movie who made a wish to have magical basketball powers and it came true
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BREAKING: I have my eye on Michael B Jordan, as both of us are single.
BREAKING: The Sacramento Kings have their eye on Giannis Antetokounmpo as he approaches 2021 Free Agency, according to a league source.
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so much of how this country operates is essentially making it illegal to be poor and simultaneously impossible to get out of poverty.
A 24-year-old Augusta man was arrested for leaving his children—ages 1, 6, and 10—alone at a McDonald's while he attended a nearby job interview.
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this you?
Classless piece of shit.
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racism can be subtle and insidious.
Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon A Time In Hollywood had the same budget as Ryan Coogler’s Sinners: $90M. SINNERS made $45M in its first weekend while “ONCE made $41M. Can you spot the difference? 🧐
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i went on a first date tonight for the first time in a million years and it was godawful and i was about to feel guilty about writing it off but then i found the dude's twitter and he was like "went on a terrible first date tonight" . all is well :).
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the combination of the #NewProfilePic announcement and the photo itself being in 240p is sending me to the MOON we are reaching dadvibes never before seen.
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taurasi: “it’s gonna be a rude awakening when she gets to the league”. caitlin clark:.
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Friendly reminder that @IlhanMN is an incredible congresswoman, woman, mother, and American citizen and that as someone who proudly voted for her I stand by her 110%, as do millions of other rational and compassionate citizens of this country.
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me noticing that ad tried to take the mic off the stand for a second and then gave up and getting emotional because in la they always left the mic off the stand for him and resting on the table cause the lakers pr knows that's his preference 😢.
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this man is milking a 15 second interaction more than hawk tua girl.
"I thought it was weak. I thought it was bullsh*t.". @stephenasmith gives @GilsArenaShow the full story of what happened during his confrontation with LeBron 😳
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we’re losing our human rights and paying $12 for eggs because we’re stuck in a group project with the dumbest people to ever live. sucks.
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bron loves austin so much. it’s really wonderful to witness.
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this is the biggest win for short kings since muggsy bogues
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shout out to tik tok for picking the most random songs on earth to go viral because tracy chapman has deserved this level of adoration and praise for years and now the youth are finally getting her her due 🥲
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i guess aaron rodgers did his own research on how to get into the playoffs.
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the big thing for me is he beat the shit out of a woman.
Steve Clifford on bringing Miles Bridges back into the starting rotation after domestic violence charges:. “The big thing for me obviously is two years ago, he was the high scorer, high rebounder.”. (via @Krisplashed)
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is it just me or does it look like they’re talking about the end of inside 😔😔
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vaxxed?.
Kyle Kuzma today:. 0 Points.0 Rebounds .0 Assists .0 Steals.0 Blocks.22 Minutes
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the nba: "what do we do about these RATINGSSSSSSS". also the nba: *airs 3 playoff games at the same time*.
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ahhh i’m so sorry i ran out of prayers cause i used a bunch on the 25 different women he sexually assaulted.
Prayers: Deshaun Watson is down with an apparent Achilles injury. He will be carted off. It does not look good 🙏.
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my favorite bill simmons quote ever (earnestly): “paul george is like a cat— sometimes he’s purring in your lap and sometimes you’re like ‘where’s paul george?’ ‘oh, he’s in the garage’”.
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dalton asked lebron a q during the time out about what seems like a specific play, & lebron spent the whole time out acting out the scenario for him and explaining it/ coaching him up. love to see a rook have the humility/ wisdom to ask for help, and he came to the right guy.
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it’s genuinely fantastic that the universe brought these two and their god tier deadpan back together as player and coach
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something i’ve noticed over the course of the season is that lebron is REALLY hard on rui. probably actually a compliment, he sees the potential.
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this nuggets matchup isn’t your mama’s nuggets matchup. lakers have their own chubby balkan with magical basketball powers now.
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lebron singing along to “set fire to the rain” under an umbrella is my roman empire
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this is what kyrie was doing yesterday instead of drew: helping out at a girl’s basketball camp with phil handy. we all need to be better about not participating in the snap judgement hot take economy. myself included
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he straight up smacked the back of his head like a mom who caught you breaking curfew 😭😭😭
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lol this is so crazy i can’t believe the nice public school teacher man i volunteered to help campaign for in 8th grade is running for vice president we are so back.
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book and kd living their best lives in st tropez post olympics as they deserve 🥲
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having a backbone is always an option and men in high profile positions consistently just choose not to have one.
JUST IN: Kansas City Chiefs coach Andy Reid and QB Patrick Mahomes strongly defend kicker Harrison Butker for his pro-traditional values speech. Reid even shot back after one reporter tried claiming that Butker was speaking “ill” of women. Mahomes: “I've known [Harrison] for
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ballsack sports having to be the voice of reason, we might truly be cooked.
He bought this app to brainwash Americans. He uses bots and pawns to promote propaganda on here and developed an algorithm to suppress anyone speaking against him. It’s actually scary what he’s doing, and not enough people are aware of it yet.
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it is now abundantly clear why tatum has not been getting minutes.
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my entire timeline when there isn’t an international sporting event vs when there is one
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what a waste of an incredible year from lebron james and anthony davis. just absolute malpractice.
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nothing could be funnier than james tweeting this at 12pm philly time.
Rise & Grind!.
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i need the media to stop covering him like he’s a legitimate candidate. he’s an aspiring dictator spouting absolute insanity, full stop.
Trump: "I better win or you're gonna have problems like we've never had. We may have no country left. This may be our last election. You want to know the truth? People have said this. This could be our last election."
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ppl are chasing an apology from kyrie because they really want to believe there’s a misunderstanding and he doesn’t actually hold antisemitic beliefs. but he clearly does, & isn’t sorry. so it’s time to stop seeking an apology and start responding accordingly to that information.
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earlier this week, @jj_redick talked about how seriously he takes his job & how big of a responsibility it is to narrate nba history. the juxtaposition of that and the way kenny shit all over a beautiful, profoundly historical moment with complete lack of respect is staggering.
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lakers would’ve won this series with a good coach. or even a competent coach. i will die on this hill. denver has been bad every single game except the second half of game 2.
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i asked @jj_redick what misconceptions about him he’s most looking to disproving. his answer had a lot of confidence and a lot of 4 letter words
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“it wouldn’t be possible without her, i’ll tell you that”. lebron telling tom brady about his partner as he damn well should 🥲💐
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