There is an another UFO just floating over us in Michigan rn

I had to quit watching Nope after the monkey I think it was a good movie but that was apparently too much for my wee little heart I hope the monkey actor is having a good day today

I wanted Glass Onion to end with everyone getting Covid after acknowledging that the tongue shots were nothing more than hygiene theater.

I Throw Away All of My Rotten Produce 2 Days After Purchasing It: A Story of the Modern American Shipping Industry

I haven’t really written in decades, but here I am on day 2 of @NaNoWriMo picking up the detailed sketch I drew halfway through this writing session to ensure that my character explores this house in a realistic manner. Help?

Instead of eliminating the exclamation points from my work emails, I’m influencing the men to use them too. This is the true power move.

This day will no longer be marked as Halloween in my calendar. Going forward, it will be formally known as “The Day Becky Lynch Liked My Reel.”

At this point in my life, the best way to greet me is to just walk up and suplex me.

The Lord shone his favor upon me and I realized that the little cup full of chocolate chips was actually full of dog treats before I put one in my mouth

I used a new shampoo last night and now my hair feels like airily spun cotton candy and I am a Disney princess

I would like to share that I have decided on a Halloween costume AND am going to shop for pieces an entire week before it’s needed. I am breaking the streak I began as a youth of throwing together something the day of. Is this what it feels like to be a Pokémon? I have evolved.

Pivoting from my Undertaker/Macho Man costume plans to a Becky/Seth duo because your girl is not confident in her ability to strengthen her “Ohhh yeaaaaah” in the next week.

ALDI opens so late, that it is not uncommon for me to arrive before the doors are unlocked, waiting in the parking lot like I’m about to score tickets for something actually exciting

Became best friends with the 5-year-old girl next to me at @WWE SmackDown last night after her dad said, “no girls her age like wrestling,” and I was like “same.”

Not only does Dan get to go to WWE live shows multiple times per year—he also gets to listen to wrestler entrance music the entire drive there! He’s so lucky to be married to me!!!

The way my face fell when I looked out the window and saw the first flakes of the season.

It’s so wild to me how casual the prime minister position is in Britain. People not vibing with you? Byeeeeee

My dog, ✨vibing✨ Me, killing the vibe: Are you a little small pitbull?! Raise your hand up in the air and say ‘I’m a little small pitbull and I’m not ashamed of it!!’ SAY IT!

Ok that was an absolutely perfect finish to that game

Idk I’m not saying that the SEC isn’t the supreme, all-knowing conference of the land I’m just saying that we also play defensively in addition to offensively here in the B1G.