Civil Protection
@CivilPr0tection
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Acting under the combine to provide the best environment for our citizens, with the exemption of human rights.
Earth (Everywhere)
Joined November 2022
Friendly citizen reminder to please like our posts or we will send a pipe bombs through your door
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Funny story, the @Kaz_Jorzu resistance account was secretly created by my irl friend to overtake me in followers. Changed his writing style and everything, the commitment was crazy. (He only told me like 6 months after he created it, then we fell off)
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I may have overestimated how long ago the 21st of May is
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He joined the club (You can tell I really fell off because it took me months to reply to this)
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The citadel blowing up was actually just a multi-year long April fools joke, nothing to do with that freeman guy.
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We at the combine understand how annoyed citizens are at the lack of netflix under our rule. This is why we are pleased to announce we will be adding these masterpieces to be aired alongside the breencasts.
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a fuckin metrocop hit me with a baton so i broke his arm
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You can really tell when Gordon Freeman has been somewhere. Son of a bitch and his unforeseen plot armour
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This officer was enjoying a nice scenic view by the waterfront, but these dastardly @HL2_Resistance ruined this innocent metro-cops day by shooting him in the back! They are the real enemy here.
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Turn yourself in. They die instantly truth truth no lie
Whats the best way to kill some combine?
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Found ya xx
[transmitting footage from {CITY 6 Resistance Outpost} to {White Forest} S.O.S signal] [receiving voice message... Transcribing message] "Shit. how the fuck did they find us? We're in need of reinforcements down here and quickly... oh shit is that a helicopter... Send help"
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Sounds good to me
Can we like resurrect the half life parody account community??? Because most of the accounts are inactive or suspended. PEOPLE MAKE MORE SILLY HALF-LIFE ACCOUNTS!! (Picture irrelevant)
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I forgot this existed Anyways welcome to the hip new social media site x.. just x. #oppression #lresistance
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Overwatch told me to be more relatable to the civilians #civilprotection #combinebetter #fucktheresistance #rationrewardsrule #combinearegood #oppresion
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Was looking through old footage from human soldiers and I found this, your all useless! No wonder you lost lmao
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Currently raiding a house. The person who owns this house would probably say "that's myhouse. whadd are you doing??"
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This is why we destroyed respawn entertainment during our invasion of earth.
Titanfall 3 Was in Development For 10 Months Before Being Canceled, ex-Developer Claims https://t.co/MJc0BLJCPw
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My favourite (definitely not because I made it)
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