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@CivilPr0tection

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Acting under the combine to provide the best environment for our citizens, with the exemption of human rights.

Earth (Everywhere)
Joined November 2022
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@CivilPr0tection
Civil Protection
3 years
Friendly citizen reminder to please like our posts or we will send a pipe bombs through your door
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@CivilPr0tection
Civil Protection
2 years
Funny story, the @Kaz_Jorzu resistance account was secretly created by my irl friend to overtake me in followers. Changed his writing style and everything, the commitment was crazy. (He only told me like 6 months after he created it, then we fell off)
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@CivilPr0tection
Civil Protection
2 years
I may have overestimated how long ago the 21st of May is
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@CivilPr0tection
Civil Protection
2 years
He joined the club (You can tell I really fell off because it took me months to reply to this)
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@CivilPr0tection
Civil Protection
2 years
HIIIIIIIII
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@CivilPr0tection
Civil Protection
2 years
The citadel blowing up was actually just a multi-year long April fools joke, nothing to do with that freeman guy.
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@CivilPr0tection
Civil Protection
2 years
We at the combine understand how annoyed citizens are at the lack of netflix under our rule. This is why we are pleased to announce we will be adding these masterpieces to be aired alongside the breencasts.
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@CivilPr0tection
Civil Protection
2 years
😡
@ADailyEditor
Sean Byrne
2 years
a fuckin metrocop hit me with a baton so i broke his arm
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@CivilPr0tection
Civil Protection
2 years
You can really tell when Gordon Freeman has been somewhere. Son of a bitch and his unforeseen plot armour
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@CivilPr0tection
Civil Protection
2 years
This officer was enjoying a nice scenic view by the waterfront, but these dastardly @HL2_Resistance ruined this innocent metro-cops day by shooting him in the back! They are the real enemy here.
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@CivilPr0tection
Civil Protection
2 years
Turn yourself in. They die instantly truth truth no lie
@Kaz_Jorzu
Kaz :3
2 years
Whats the best way to kill some combine?
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@CivilPr0tection
Civil Protection
2 years
Found ya xx
@Kaz_Jorzu
Kaz :3
2 years
[transmitting footage from {CITY 6 Resistance Outpost} to {White Forest} S.O.S signal] [receiving voice message... Transcribing message] "Shit. how the fuck did they find us? We're in need of reinforcements down here and quickly... oh shit is that a helicopter... Send help"
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@CivilPr0tection
Civil Protection
2 years
Sounds good to me
@Kaz_Jorzu
Kaz :3
2 years
Can we like resurrect the half life parody account community??? Because most of the accounts are inactive or suspended. PEOPLE MAKE MORE SILLY HALF-LIFE ACCOUNTS!! (Picture irrelevant)
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@CivilPr0tection
Civil Protection
2 years
Potato
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@CivilPr0tection
Civil Protection
2 years
I forgot this existed Anyways welcome to the hip new social media site x.. just x. #oppression #lresistance
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@CivilPr0tection
Civil Protection
2 years
Overwatch told me to be more relatable to the civilians #civilprotection #combinebetter #fucktheresistance #rationrewardsrule #combinearegood #oppresion
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@CivilPr0tection
Civil Protection
2 years
Was looking through old footage from human soldiers and I found this, your all useless! No wonder you lost lmao
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@CivilPr0tection
Civil Protection
3 years
Who did it better?
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@CivilPr0tection
Civil Protection
3 years
Currently raiding a house. The person who owns this house would probably say "that's myhouse. whadd are you doing??"
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@CivilPr0tection
Civil Protection
3 years
This is why we destroyed respawn entertainment during our invasion of earth.
@InsiderGamingIG
Insider Gaming
3 years
Titanfall 3 Was in Development For 10 Months Before Being Canceled, ex-Developer Claims https://t.co/MJc0BLJCPw
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@CivilPr0tection
Civil Protection
3 years
My favourite (definitely not because I made it)
@wallacebreenhl2
Wallace Breen (parody)
3 years
Qrt this with your favorite half life meme
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