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@ZherkaOfficial
Zherka
8 days
@SoullessSenseii Respect for the boys
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Mike.
8 days
Hitting up girls you went to highschool with, in your 30s, is hilarious. Highly recommend!
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Mike.
10 days
Whats with all these dudes fighting. Just go out have a few drinks and make a 10 fall in love with you. Stop wasting your incarnation
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@Brandon93Smith
Brandon
1 month
When you tell the Zoomer girl the year you graduated
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Mike.
1 month
population peaked at 2,200 mice even though the habitat was built to tolerate a total population of 4000. Having reached a level of high population density, the mice began exhibiting a variety of abnormal, often destructive, behaviors including refusal to engage in courtship,
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Mike.
2 months
Turns out I do have a type. Smart girls with narcolepsy.
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Mike.
2 months
Experiences > things It’s biblical. Courage is the key.
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Mike.
2 months
Rest in peace Ben
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Mike.
2 months
Happy Halloween
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Mike.
2 months
the only thing more appealing to a girl than a starving artist is a wealthy artist that never lost his mojo.
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@notmitchybones
Mitch
3 months
Same goes for hanging out with your boys “Let’s go shoot guns, bro” “Let’s go jet-skiing” Stfu man, let’s sit down somewhere drink beer and ignore the no smoking sign Only chicks like activities
@bayneframer
Bayne
3 months
Nothing worse than doing “activities” with girls: Go-kart, Exhibition, Theater, Mini Golf, cruising on a plastic ship, Cinema, Concert, Zoo, Arcade games… SH00T ME IN THE HEAD Only FUCKING DOGS agree to that shit Walk in the park, coffeeshop, restaurant OR BURST
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Mike.
3 months
Subtract.
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Mike.
3 months
You’re going to get the best results, the fastest, when you just go out and start doing the thing and have someone better than you tell you what to stop doing. The “secret” key is really just to subtract
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Mike.
3 months
This is the way
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3 months
@bayneframer Decided a few weeks ago to stop going out to approach, now I approach when I go out
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@ZherkaOfficial
Zherka
3 months
Never make a life changing choice from your home. Always use the sea, this is an ancient practice
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Mike.
10 months
The crazy girls really are the best ones
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Mike.
10 months
more cars
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