The postman told me he's off to Spain tomorrow so I asked was he going to Parcelona and he ignored what I believe to be my best joke of 2014.

Scooby-Doo describing a Frube

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RT @Ciara_Knight: Henry don’t do it you have so much to live for

Smiling up at me now brother

Eleven. He’s not even a real DJ.

RT @Ciara_Knight: Nadine Coyle was only 16 when she told us she was 18.

Her legacy is everywhere

What time is it? Time to get a divorce!!

Beyond confident that someone is working on a protein toothpaste prototype right now.

You think you can hurt me? In 2018 I made precisely one item of my own merch and the supplier contacted me to make sure I definitely wanted to print it. I said no and used a different supplier who didn’t question my sanity. Always back yourself ✨

First skort debate without Fungie. Always the hardest.

A new Po has been elected

A new Shrek has been elected

I’ve seen it before.

First Pope death without Fungie. Always the hardest.

They’re called the Doobie Brothers because they do be brothers.

First day back at work since Katy Perry went to space.

Bad day to lose my glasses. Very sore and embarrassed.

The Mona Lisa is absolutely breathtaking when you see it in person 😍

The more we endure, the less we remember that we were not meant to suffer